Hayden Panettiere A Smile and Pokies

As you may have already noticed from last year, Hayden Panettiere thrills me like a french kiss from a light socket. Ohh, the cute smile. Ohh, the smoky eyes. Hayden only takes her mascara off if she’s about to go scuba diving. And ohh, the crazy little body. I realize when you zoom in right close on this mega-big photo you can see that she is wearing a bra. And since this is bralessblog, oops commander we have a problem. But iz okey. The pokies? See? Would I lead you astray? Course not. So kick back and squint your eyes shut a little bit and pretend like you just finished a dinner date with Hayden and you’re both sitting on the ratty bench seat of your hooptay in the parking lot and she’s cozied up to you with some serious pokies thrusting through that lacy bra, and her face is flushed, and she is maybe even panting a little bit. Woops, then you woke up and you realize you’re sitting in your dirty boxers in front of your dusty monitor reading my website because you can’t even get a date with the walmart girl, much less my perfect idol Ms. Panettiere.