Monthly Archives: May 2013

Random Braless Nonsense

Alice Wonder Perky Goodness

Hard, oh so hard to control yourself when you are faced with an Alice Wonder dilemma. Do I grab her hiney? Do I ogle her boobs? Do I gape longingly at her beautiful face? Orrrr, maybe I just rut like a deer in heat. Yeah, that’s probably the best choice.

Who knew an orange 1-piece swimsuit could be so sexy. Alice rocks it right with her big perky bazongas and her pokies. That thin material is just grrreat! as Tony the Tiger likes to put it. I cannot help but mention her pudenda. If you don’t know what it is, you can go look it up. It’s word day here on BralessBlog, and once you’ve finished looking at all the hot braless babes, you’ll be all the smarter for it. I can’t say for sure what is up with the cat tattoo. Now, we can always follow the advice of the great Doctor Vadge:

Cat tattoos, when located anywhere near a female’s lower extremities, are an erotic and sometimes comedic reference to the slang for the female reproductive region – pussy.

However, this particular cat tattoo is sort of unique. I get the feeling it’s from some French cartoon, but I just can’t put my finger on it. That shot of Alice’s butt, by the way, I can put my finger on. Wow, how totally free of dimples and zits and cottage cheese. Such a healthy grabbable tush. I know we usually stick to boobs, but certainly this is a prime example of our willingness to expand our horizons.

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Braless Amateurs, Braless D-Cups

Braless Asians and Other Feats of Nature

You know what we don’t get enough of around here? No, it’s not oxygen – we hardly ever forget to breathe. Braless Asians, that’s what. We sort of referenced an Asian gal back in May of last year, but it just ain’t enough. I believe the chick in this photo will certainly suffice. She has unbuttoned her shirt and lo and behold, she has forgotten her dastardly panties. The word dastardly makes me think of pirates. Since I’m already thinking of pirates and looking at her sitting on these steps, I gotta think Step Pirate. Which is when a young kid runs around under the bleachers trying to look up somebody’s skirt or shorts. Not that I would have ever done such a thing as a young perv.
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This Tuscan beauty has some very prominent areolae. That’s the plural form of areola, or nipple, for those of you who are simpletons. She looks like she would make a great 1st grade teacher. Show up to a parent-teacher conference wearing something like that, and it’s goin down dawg.
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For sure I could disappear for days in cleavage like this. It’s akin to magic. Take any normal guy in the world, expose him to a view like this, and he completely turns to mush. If I’m trying to sell a car, strike a deal in the Senate, or convince my dad to let me borrow his keys, there is a powerful lesson in this, so take heed.
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Son, that is my beloved Porsche, why would you think – aw gawd, what in the world is that? Did you see that? Here take my keys, I need to disappear upstairs for a few minutes.