Alice Wonder Perky Goodness

Hard, oh so hard to control yourself when you are faced with an Alice Wonder dilemma. Do I grab her hiney? Do I ogle her boobs? Do I gape longingly at her beautiful face? Orrrr, maybe I just rut like a deer in heat. Yeah, that’s probably the best choice.

Who knew an orange 1-piece swimsuit could be so sexy. Alice rocks it right with her big perky bazongas and her pokies. That thin material is just grrreat! as Tony the Tiger likes to put it. I cannot help but mention her pudenda. If you don’t know what it is, you can go look it up. It’s word day here on BralessBlog, and once you’ve finished looking at all the hot braless babes, you’ll be all the smarter for it. I can’t say for sure what is up with the cat tattoo. Now, we can always follow the advice of the great Doctor Vadge:

Cat tattoos, when located anywhere near a female’s lower extremities, are an erotic and sometimes comedic reference to the slang for the female reproductive region – pussy.

However, this particular cat tattoo is sort of unique. I get the feeling it’s from some French cartoon, but I just can’t put my finger on it. That shot of Alice’s butt, by the way, I can put my finger on. Wow, how totally free of dimples and zits and cottage cheese. Such a healthy grabbable tush. I know we usually stick to boobs, but certainly this is a prime example of our willingness to expand our horizons.