Although we have on occasion discussed Sofia Vergara’s excellent boobies, when I think about it, it’s wayyyy too occasional. Can you imagine a flat-chested Sofia? Nah, me either. That girl has built her brand on a motor-boatable rack, and who can blame her. We also have that accent to drool over. Imagine her whispering naughty things in your ear. I can imagine her doing lots of things, more on that later.
It’s gotta be tough for insanely hot stars to age. The wrinkles pop up, the perky body parts sag down, and the next thing they know, they aren’t insanely hot any more. Several names immediately come to mind (cough, Sharon Stone and Lisa Rinna), but I’m trying to be kind so I won’t mention any. Before we classify Sofia and her rockin nipples into that category, it would be wise to put her through an inspection of sorts. This would involve a thorough exploration with my hands and possibly my face. Purely clinical of course, nothing sexual. Ahem.
My magic internet sources tell me she is 44 years old. This suggests we could also consider her a cougar. She does have kids, but let’s stay away from the milf term for now.
I am currently fantasizing about her in some very skimpy lingerie, bringing me a Christmas present on a cold winter night when the fire is warm and the lights are dim. I suspect she would have some goosebumps from the chilly air, and those nipples would be frozen to the point where they could cut glass. Or at least dent aluminum foil. Did I mention she claims to have F-cup boobs??
I have not met her in person (yet), but she appears to be of fairly large stature. I suspect if she put her mind to it, she could get both herself and me sweaty and exhausted. Heck, she might put me in a bodycast in a hospital, I’m not exactly in tip-top shape. Being hospitalized by Sofia Vergara is ah kinda at the top of my bucket list (wink wink)!