Oh, okay, you thought it was THAT kind of salad tossing.
Well, hate to disappoint ya, but it’s not that kind of salad. You pervert.
This gal appears to have some truly excellent torpedo boobs. That sort of reminds me of my famous boob projection calculations. Alas, I digress.
It is quite the strategic move for her to go braless in the tight white shirt while she makes her video. This gives us the, ahem, full effect.
And as I’m sure you’ll notice in the video, she has just enough wiggle and jiggle to make it tantalizing. Makes me wish I was in the kitchen with her helping her with her salad… and maybe a few other things. In fact, I feel like I could offer her more than just a helping hand.