Tate McRae Pokies Win Olympic Gold

Ok, I was exaggerating.

There is no Olympic sport, Winter or otherwise, for pokey nipples. But I feel strongly that the Olympic Committee should consider adding it.

If there was such a thing, Tate McRae would stand a shot at winning the Gold medal for her hometown Canadians.

Tate’s boobies are not gigantic. I would evaluate them as a solid B-cup, possibly on the small size of C.

She is 5’8″ tall, so she isn’t tiny. But she’s pretty skinny, so it doesn’t take a lot of boobage to make those things noticeable.

She is always doing this thing with her eyes like she’s a puppy begging you to feed it.

She is quite the pop star these days, but ya gotta wonder for how long her star will shine brightly. She reminds me a bit of Britney Spears. Not to be confused with Brittany Mahomes.

I’m not so sure I like her dancing. But she does tend to stomp and jiggle, and that I can live with.