Madeline Hope’s Boobs Squish Sideways

Hey now, I’m not one to discriminate between real boobs and fake boobs. Between natural and enhanced. I have enough love in my heart to appreciate every boob on the face of the earth.

(Except man boobs.)

One wonderful feature of natural boobs is how squishy they are. This can lead to “disappearing” boobs, because ladies can strap them down in a way that makes them appear to be a lot smaller, versus plumping them up with a push-up bra, or even (yay) letting them dangle and wobble free. Of course we have talked serious squish before.

The awesomest part about Madeline Hope’s boobs is their tendency to sideways squish. Dayum, I love it!

Every time I see this girl it’s like her boobies are falling off sideways. Too much boob for her little body, and I cannot get enough.

Even though she was born in and I think still lives in North Carolina, it’s no surprise that she became internet famous with a body like that.

Apparently she met Travis Kelce at a bar doing karaoke. Madeline, who was presumably deeply affected by Kelce’s unique blend of manly metro-sexiness (he is after all a former protege of mine and is almost as good looking as myself), then posted some kind of montage of him on Tiktok and rumors began to swirl.

She seems to like fishing, and 90% of the time when she posts something she is at the beach in a bikini. That is not necessarily a bad thing when ya got a body like that.