All posts by Mr. Pokies

Parading Pokies on da Beach

I had an english teacher in High School who was Greek (go figure), and she was always talking about onomatopoeia. I think of that word, invariably, in three cases:
1) when I think of swarthy, no-makeup-wearing, frumpy greek high school teachers
2) when I gotta-pee-uh (it rhymes, can’t help it)
3) when I see a stunningly hot girl in a white bikini with crazy pokies
Anyway, when you repeat a consonant sound (like parading pokies) it’s not onomatopoeia it’s alliteration. Who would’ve thought you would get a good reminder on english lessons on bralessblog?

LeeLee Sobieski Grins and Pokes

It’s been a long time since we posted about LeeLee Sobieski. 2007 photos, 2008 photos. She really hasn’t done much since then other than walking around braless, swinging the big boobs around, exploiting her hotness. I mean, she’s been acting here and there, she was even in some kind of TV thing. But she’s like 30 years old now, so the young slut in F-me boots has given way to the desperate milf looking for another paycheck. It’s almost as hot, but not quite. Honestly, being the expert that I am, I can tell you those nips appear to have a few more miles on them based on what I see in these photos. Lots of chafing and chomping by various good friends of hers. The boobies are drifting downward too, but she’s 5’10” tall so she’s got a ways before they like drag the floor or anything.

Jennifer Love Hewitt a Nutcase

I don’t have the answers. Is Jennifer Love Hewitt a lunatic? I would think for her to go out braless with a shirt on like this, she’s have to be a little wacky in the head. Those melons are big, and guys like me can’t help but stare, and perverts are gonna take pictures and you and I are going to drool and click and drool. And to wear that shirt, which probably cost $1200 but looks like it was cut out of a rug pulled from a nightclub in the 1970’s after being barfed on and soiled for a decade or two, well it just don’t make sense. And yes, I can see she’s a little plump. But wow she’s pretty. And yes I see her friend is a little plumper. But she is wearing a black bra with a white t-shirt while she walks down a city street with JLH and photographers snap away. That means she likes the attention and would love to have me motorboating one Saturday night. So cut her some slack.

You may want to check out the JLH perverted collection.

Miley Cyrus

We’ll bracket the Sharon Stone post with a babe on the opposite end of the age spectrum – young little hottie Miley Cyrus. The babe category is pushing it since I don’t really think Miley qualifies – she isn’t all that pretty, and her face has sort of a round lumpy thing going on. But c’mon, since when are we picky? She has young nubile boobies and she stomps around in those F-me boots without a bra we’re obligated to take notice. Speaking of which, her friend, or her mom, or her girlfriend, or whoever that is is poachable but she’s gotta get rid of those black high tops.