Well sir we all know just by looking that this lovely lavender dress was just made for the likes of bralessblog fans. The fact that it’s slit halfway up the sides is nice but mostly inconsequential. I’m referring more to:
1) thin material
2) back scooped out so dang far we get sideboob action
3) the impossibility of wearing a bra with it
4) a price point that allows only hot little starlets with tight bodies and perky boobies purchase it
Those are 34D’s Brooklyn Decker is sporting there chaps (and chapettes). She don’t play around. When she points them at you, you’re gonna freeze like Barney Fife just drew his wheel gun with a glint in his eye. You may’ve started the drooling process back in the Sports Illustrated days, but she finished us all off in that clip from Just Go With It where she’s coming out of the surf with the wet bikini and enough shake and sway to dangle them into our permanent synapses. If I ever go to jail – which seems more likely all the time – I could probably make it at least 3-5 years with no human contact as long as I was allowed a high speed internet connection, unlimited Brooklyn Decker searches, and a mountain of kleenex.
It could be the crinkly-eyed smile. It could be the fact that occasionally – like when she goes on an extended two week vacation to somewhere exotic, or eats too much over Thanksgiving, or takes a few months out of the limelight in between important movies or TV shows – she gains a few pounds and gets a little chunky. Or, I admit, it could be the cleavage. Either way, regardless, I’m an unabashed Jennifer Love Hewitt lover. She has 3 names and she is rich and busty. Seriously, can’t get much better.
Also, I just read that Michelle Williams post down below and I gotta say it is bordering on greatness. Where else on the whole dang internet do you get this level of fantastical entertainment? Awesome writing skills? Check. Boobies? Check.
Ok, alright. So it’s been like four months. Everybody gets busy and the next thing you know we lose our focus on the nips. Not to be undone, not to forget our roots, let’s rock the Milianesque pokies. You’ve seen her here before, but I’m too lazy to go back and look up the post. Here she is at some premier chewing gum and flashing her whities around. By whities I mainly mean teeth, but good lord how can you miss the fact that she also happens to be wearing a skin tight dress with no bra and a strategically placed white section that highlights those magnificently pouty nipples. Her boobies aren’t huge (and if they were, I wouldn’t call them boobies), but those nips are looking good enough to earn an A, maybe an A+.
