This is Audrina Partridge and her breasts. I thought I would introduce you to both, because really the chances that Audrina’s breasts are a real part of her and therefore don’t require a separate introduction are very small. Not that I’m complaining. The only way I could watch Audrina (or any of the other hot little twitties) on The Hills was if I muted it and did the picture in a picture thing on my fancy TV. The Hills is gone, but rest easy because you’ll be able to see Audrina with all her enhancements on her own show in 2010. No word on whether she’ll stay clothed, but I’m reasonably certain she will at some point speak.
It’s pretty rare to see Angelina Jolie with pokies (my previous post from 2006 notwithstanding). She does possess some rather large chesticles, but apparently she prides herself on keeping those nipples under wraps. Or maybe she just stays warm and unirritated? I feel certain that if she got up close to me and danced a tango kind of like she did with Brad Pitt in that Mr. and Mrs Jones movie she would the nips. Of course, I would have to go take some dance lessons, but still, I am probably that good looking.
Agnes Bruckner grew up in a Hollywood lifestyle. Her parents where European, and her mother started her out in dance, voice lessons, and even beauty pageants. She started starring in movies at an early age, including one with Sandra Bullock. She is hot, cute, perky, and apparently an exhibitionist. Nice nips on that one.
Cmon, you can’t seriously walk around an outdoor fountain in the summertime without sliding your ghetto-cool mirrored sunglasses on and checking out all the chickies. Seeing boobies like this makes me happy. The world is right, the economy is fine, I’m not about to get fired, the national debt has not just exploded, and my other car really is a Porsche. Those boobies make me think that women everywhere want me to look and are pleased that I’ve noticed. By the way, is she listening to a real Ipod or are those white earbuds just faking me out?
