A wet bathing suit and (sigh) some bikini pokies – who needs anything more to make an awesome Summer? I hope the guy who invented bikinis is a millionaire; I’d like to shake his hand :)
Some people are genetically gifted and some people have to work hard at it, but when a person has a great body they naturally want to show it off. What better time to demo the toned abs and the buns of steel than while at the beach wearing a bikini. Personally, I groan and moan when bikini weather approaches and get really strict with my diet. The bronze goddess in this photo probably has nothing to worry about. Uh, except for those out of control nips!
Now that Summer has arrived, we are thoroughly enjoying the benefits. And no, we are not talking about our
sweaty butts sticking to leather seats. We’re talking BIKINIS! Juicy, hot women scantily clad with liberal vacation
rules and tanlines to explore. And what better time to cast our vote for our favorite bikini posts over the last few months…
Drumroll please:
5) Bikini Contest – Because foil bikinis and nips make us happy.
4) Bikini Battle – Because we don’t know what a bikini battle is, but we want to watch.
3) Amateur in Bikini – Because she could cut glass with those things.
2) Waterpark Pokies – Because we wear mirrored sunglasses so we can watch what we’re not supposed to.
1) Beer Bong Pokies – Because it just doesn’t get any better than beer, bikinis, and boobies.
My, my, my. Through a wonderful gift of genetics, this pretty blonde is able to eat hot dogs and yo-ho’s and still take it all off in a proud display of flesh in front of the camera. The bikini she has on (and the lighting she is draped in) is no match for the heft of those pokeys. If there are any babies in the vicinity, better not let them see a nozzle like that!
Looking at her body, we can tell that Pamela Anderson is no spring chicken anymore. This is in contrast of course to my god-like perfection which I occasionally display to mere mortals by flexing in the bars and clubs on Saturday nights. But I digress. We’ve reported on her nipplish activities before (visit the Pamela Anderson tribute page if you wish). Yes, we know the nature of this blog, but we just can’t help but comment on her waist and that tight little white package squeezed up in that bikini bottom. Ahhh, her golden hair, her golden tan, if only she had not been defiled by Tommy Lee, we would nominate her for president.
