I usually try to break the posts up into manageable chunks, but I only have so much time and there are so many hot braless women out there that sometimes I have to do like a megapost. This is one of these times. Who better to do a megapost on than Elle MacPherson. Yes, she has hooked up with Billy Joel and Bryan Adams, so if that thought offends you, well just concentrate on those nips. She may be 46, but she is 6’1″ tall and has c-cups, so get over the wrinkles bro. She would yowl like a cougar. I am pretty sure it was her half (mostly?) naked in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition back many years ago that caused me to swipe it from my uncle’s collection, thus damning me to hell for thievery.
It’s pretty rare to see Angelina Jolie with pokies (my previous post from 2006 notwithstanding). She does possess some rather large chesticles, but apparently she prides herself on keeping those nipples under wraps. Or maybe she just stays warm and unirritated? I feel certain that if she got up close to me and danced a tango kind of like she did with Brad Pitt in that Mr. and Mrs Jones movie she would the nips. Of course, I would have to go take some dance lessons, but still, I am probably that good looking.
Madeline Zima is the 23 year old actress from The Nanny and Californication. I’m not sure if she’s married, but probably not. In fact, I bet she doesn’t have a boyfriend. The reason I say that is because she isn’t pregnant. Any girl that looks that fresh and perky and is famous and semi-rich would need like eight forms of birth control in order to keep herself from getting impregnated. Madeline and her sisters have been in the Hollywood industry for years. Sometimes she calls me dirty names in bed, but I just remind her that sticks and stones can break my bones but words can only engorge me.
Who would’ve thought a few years ago that today we’d be serving up delicious pics of a braless Mandy Moore? She is a real cutie: sweet, petitie, and has some talent. I think these photos were taken during some kind of magazine shoot. Actually, I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she is 25. WTF, I would’ve guessed like 20. She has dated Andy Roddick (tennise star) and Wilmer Valderrama (soccer star). This seems to suggest a pattern – she likes sporty athletic dudes. So what I’m saying is, I still have a chance. If I shaved all the hair off my back and got a tan, she might think I was a sexy beast. And we could go on a date. Neither one of us would wear a bra, it would be great.
