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Sofia Milos Keeps On Rocking it Braless

July 3, 2009 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

I know it seems like I’m a little obsessed about Sofia Milos. It’s hard not to like a Milf with great boobies. She is such a chipper little cheerleader. Every time I see her she has a big grin on her face. No gothic frowns or grumbles from this lil ms sunshine. She manages to turn this blouse and skirt into a sensual exploration of her sexy body. I bet if I took her to the pool, she would wear a one piece swimsuit and every dude in the place would drop their jaw and drool. You don’t need a thong when you have Milos action. Of course I could wear a thong, but when I do that it chafes my cheeks.

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Jennifer Aniston Keeps us Busy

June 30, 2009 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

Ahhh, gool ole Jennifer Aniston. Keeping up with her permanently erect nipples and perpetually braless boobs would be a full time job for any webmaster. Witness the collection. If I were a woman, I would be like Jen – proud of my boobies, not afraid to point them at a few people. I still have the scene from the movie The Breakup in my head, the one where she walks across the room naked and shows her perfect little tanned tushy. I think I remember reading somewhere that they used a body double for that scene, but hey it’s in my head so it must be real.

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Candy Dulfer Saxy Boobs

June 29, 2009 Mr. Pokies

I had to look Candy Dulfer up on wikipedia to figure out who she was and why her boobies make my head spin. Well, who she is doesn’t really have anything to do with why her bust affects me, but you know what I mean.

Apparently she is a 39 48 year old saxophonist from Amsterdam. I think you’ll notice she has big boobs, and is well-endowed. Um, also she is braless, which rocks.

Every time I think of Amsterdam I think of the time I was stationed there as a member of an elite team of bodyguards for a famous politician. One night after work, a few of us had a bit too much to drink and wandered into the red light district. I’ve never been the same since. Wait a minute, maybe that was a movie I saw? Anyway, Candy definitely knows how to blow.

Candy does a pretty good job of covering up, but I do a pretty good job of ferreting out boobie pictures. I have, rest assured, looked long and hard for some photos of her nude, but so far she hasn’t slipped up. Darn it. After really zooming in, I think we can agree this photo shows some pokies, which kinda makes Mr Happy, er, happy.

Trolling her instagram account produced some cleavage and some bikini pics. Frankly, it’s a bit disappointing, which explains why a chick this hot could have “only” 35.4k followers.

She recently published a new autobiography called Sax, Candy & Rock ‘n Roll. I dunno how to read, so if one of you loyal jamochies will check it and report back to me on whether there’s any smut in it, that would be cool.

She is no spring chicken. She’s 48 these days (as of this update, May of 2018). Her bio says nothing about a boyfriend, or a husband, or getting married. I think that means she’s a-hundo percent available for a stud like me.

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Ashlee Simpson Braless

June 25, 2009 Mr. Pokies Leave a comment

Ashlee Simpson’s big sis Jessica Simpson is not know for her brainpower. In fact, she is known for her bust power. Ashlee is not far behind in that department. Some have accused little Ashlee of cosmetic surgery, but based on her genetics I think her breasts are natural. The nose job, yes, but no boobs.

Ashlee was recently rumored to have purchased a new Mercedes Benz. She is apparently having trouble with her young husband and blew off some steam by buying a new stud cruiser. Somehow I doubt she wore this dress to the car dealership. If she did, well she probably got a smoking hot deal. The poor salesman would’ve been too astounded and mesmerized by that cleavage to even put up a good fight. I think she could technically fit a bra under that top, but what would the point be? You could see more bra than the law allows. Beautiful, curvy body Ashlee – you keep it up girlfriend.