Category Archives: Braless D-Cups

Oh Breasts I Groan to You

Yeah, more groaning about breasts. They are one of my favorite body parts. Basically indispensable when it comes to entertainment and arousal.

Karen is built mega big. She has those gooped-up eyes that I just can’t resist. Sorry, I grew up in the 80’s looking at girls with big hair and lots of eye makeup. That tanktop would make her a perfect candidate to come clean my house. And maybe not wear anything else. You can find more on her here if you are so inclined.

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That is one NICE green sweater. If all ladies wore these, I would get along just fine. This would probably only work in the winter time, or in fairly chilly climates, cuz sweaters are hot. Ask me how I know. It’s because I’m always wearing one, even when I take my shirt off. It’s a hair sweater. Gotta do something about my back. So anyway, now that I really study it, this particular sweater is so thin, she might stay reasonably cool even in July.

green sweater pokies

And one more… we might as well admire this girl’s abs. And those pokies too, of course. I’m just saying we should give her a little credit for not eating like a glutton, and do her the favor of slobbering on I mean commenting on her abdominals.

abs and pokies

Jamie Bradfords Boobs are Wow

Jamie Bradford has been doing her thing for the folks at Playboy off and on for several years. She lives in Arizona, and at least at one point was going to college there. She was the cybergirl of the month, and was in an “all naturals” special, and a “student bodies” special. When I say student bodies, well you can see what the heck I’m talking about.

She’s sort of hit or miss. Not her looks, lordy no – that’s all HIT. I just mean Jamie is in and out of the spotlight. Late last year and early this year, she was doing some promo work for playboy including some interviews and some playboy radio stuff. But since then she has sort of disappeared again. I’m sure looking smoking hot and being featured in playboy does some unusual things to your family life and your social life. Especially as a college student. She’s probably had every horny dude on campus come and pound on her door at 2am, decrying his undying love.

The skinfold involved with this sideboob shot is, well it’s pretty much right on. I mean, wow, those boobs and their teardrop shape make me cry real teardrops and want to paw at the ground and snort like a bull. The red lipstick and smiley eyes and big white chompers say to me: you can marry me but you can never tame me so just quit thinking you’re cool enough.

Jamie Bradford pic

Minka Kelly Fake Boobs

So back in August, I promised I would do a little more research on Minka Kelly. She is insanely hot, and loves to bounce her big boobies around, so this is not exactly painful, egghead in the library type research.

Based on what I am hearing, Minka Kelly does not have fake boobs. This is not terribly important here at BralessBlog. We like boobies, so the way we see it, real means we can see ’em and touch ’em, fake means they don’t exist. But finding some gal like Minka, who has delicious looking D-cups, likes to flaunt them, and they turn out to be real – that’s rare and very titillating. The realness is like a fine china plate under a delicious hamburger. It’s totally not needed, it may or may not be appreciated, but hey nobody is going to complain at all, hear what I’m saying?

Now, I’m a little tiny tiny bit reluctant to point out some details in these photos. I have two minor points to make, and then I’ll leave you guys alone to enjoy the view.
1) She does happen to have kankles. This is all okay, I still love her. Ya’ll know the kankle thing doesn’t reduce my lusting after certain ladies, so no worries. Minka’s may be exacerbated by the fact that she’s wearing flat shoes. I would recommend she cut that shit out, and get on some respectable heels.
2) Her boobs, in this brown tanktop, are just droopy enough to advertise the fact that they aren’t fake. It’s fine and all, the cool thing about natural breasts is you can squeeze them up and move them around without like rupturing a bag of possibly harmful fluid. Anytime she wants, Minka and squash up some cleavage in a red carpet dress and knock our socks off.

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Braless Mess

It always helps to be in the right place at the right time. You might land a lucrative job, you might get a smoking deal on a car, maybe you catch a glimpse of a friend you haven’t seen in years. Or, maybe you just see some lady drop her shit and flash you in the parking lot.

And if it were this lady, hod damn you should consider yourself lucky. I mean I know she’s got the gimpy wedding band, I see the frizzy hair, the few extra pounds on those thighs, and the freaky long pale fingers that sort of make me think of a ghoul. But those dear friend are D-cups, just as sure as I’m sitting here with cheetos on my belly. One extra little twich, like an an ant farts two parking spots away, and those boobies are going to come spilling right out. Can’t be stopped. Wouldn’t wanta stopit.

It is a braless mess, but it was built just especially for a rico suave-ay like you. Pardon me, ma’am – can I be of assistance? Those strawberries look mighty juicy and I’d had for them to get bruised or dirty on the parking lot there. Here, let me tuck your bread back in your poke. Brush the grit off, there we go. Live around here? If not, mind if I jump in your car with you and just stare like a weirdo?

braless mess pic