No, I’m not talking about The Color Purple movie with Oprah Winfrey in it. Wasn’t Whoopi Goldberg in there too? Neither of those two mamma’s gets my ding donging. I’m talking about this sweetie walking down the street in a purple tank top that stands no chance – like zeeeero – of containing those healthy-sized double-D’s. I bet the gal she is walking with has a brother at home. He probably broke his ankle when he fell down while playing Tiger Woods Pro Golf Gigolo on the Wii when his big sis walked into the house with Purple Lady. Those things are like torpedo tits, and I mean that in a “hey your boobs are unique and I would like to bamboozle them” sort of way.
OMG. This girl looks like a Native American. Except with big bazongas. She struts her stuff for the camera, and trust me those girls aren’t tied down. Lots of chimy-changa and wobble-to-and-fro going on under there. Awesomeness. Makes me warm and fuzzy and happy.
AICHT! [That was an inhuman shriek released only when braless boobies make me fu-reak out mementarily.] About 42 people emailed me and asked for more videos. I’m happy to oblige. This braless video is perfect for several reasons:
1) shear, thin top
2) very perky boobs that absolutely prove that gravity is a myth
3) lots of stomping and bouncing and sashaying and stomping, god bless her
and the #1 (er, I mean #4) reason it’s perfect
4) she’s braless
I’m not too much into fashion. I mean, I drink bear out of a can and wear Zubaz animal print pants with stretcy sides and a velcro closure. But if I was assured, I mean 100% guaranteed that I would see chicks like this on fashion catwalks, I promise I would never miss a fashion show. I’d probably have to serve drinks or maybe hand out mints at the bathroom door, but nonetheless I would be there with my laser eyes.
Update: Annnd another video deleted by youtube despite only being PG and not showing nudity but making me aroused.
Okay, so if this works I will have taken a gigantic leap for mankind by presenting bralessness in motion for the first time. Uh, at least on bralessblog. I don’t want to freak any of our longtime visitors out, just trying to add a little spice to our lives. Yummy braless Joanna Golabek spice. If you’re so incline, I think you can go to the BralessBlog channel for more goodies. At least until youtube bans me 🙂
