I watched Shutter Island this weekend and noticed an extremely hot/cute Michelle Williams. She apparently started out on Dawson’s Creek and has graduated to real movies? The interwebs say she is oscar-nominated, which in some cases means somebody is talented, but I cannot confirm either the nomination or the talent. Just the cuteness. It’s mostly her smile and her eyes. She has a little touch of snaggletooth, which I find endearing, and her eyes are kind of sorrowful. Generally, she has small boobies, which doesn’t really match up with bralessblog (although I personally am equal opportunity). But below are photos of a pregnant Michelle. Pregnancy tends to overinflate the chesticles. I’m not sure what’s up with the frizzy hair. Maybe she and her tool rode a motorcycle to the premier, I would hope not since she has like a beachball under her dress, but dang the hair.
It’s pretty rare to see Angelina Jolie with pokies (my previous post from 2006 notwithstanding). She does possess some rather large chesticles, but apparently she prides herself on keeping those nipples under wraps. Or maybe she just stays warm and unirritated? I feel certain that if she got up close to me and danced a tango kind of like she did with Brad Pitt in that Mr. and Mrs Jones movie she would the nips. Of course, I would have to go take some dance lessons, but still, I am probably that good looking.
Ahhh, gool ole Jennifer Aniston. Keeping up with her permanently erect nipples and perpetually braless boobs would be a full time job for any webmaster. Witness the collection. If I were a woman, I would be like Jen – proud of my boobies, not afraid to point them at a few people. I still have the scene from the movie The Breakup in my head, the one where she walks across the room naked and shows her perfect little tanned tushy. I think I remember reading somewhere that they used a body double for that scene, but hey it’s in my head so it must be real.
Child star, lesbian, addict, weirdo. It’s all good. Doesn’t really matter, when I see boobies like these I shiver and quake and cry mamma. I like the fact that Lindsay ain’t afraid to wiggle and jiggle them with no bra. Those a really nice one, I dream of the pasty white, freckled, slightly fake feeling, but perfect pair in my face…
