If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!
Katy Perry I pretty quirky. I’m pretty sure she wears a wig, but don’t quote me on that. I’m really not much of a hair expert. As gigantic and tantalizing as her braless melons are, helpmemamma I’m still staring at those big eyes and perfect teeth. When you live in a trailer park like I do, women just don’t come equipped with teefers like that.
When I say Lisa Rinna gets serious, I’m obviously not talking about her cap. Her cap is seriously dorky. What I’m talking about are those pokies. Give me a break. I’m sure Lisa has been “enhanced.” Hey, these days everybody in Hollywood has a boob job, even Mel Gibson. But did she get a nipple job too? If so, that rocks. And her nipples rock too. They could cut rocks. Her tshirt is so tight and so thin, and her nips on so clearly displayed, it’s almost like she’s wearing latex. If you were a guy behind her in the checkout line at the grocery store, everybody would be calling you a pervert, because you wouldn’t be able to stop staring. But how could you help yourself?
Maybe Kate Price got a ride on a friend’s Harley Davidson and was possessed by some kind of pole dancing demon. This happens to me sometimes. I’ll be watching a Nascar race or maybe mowing the grass and I’ll suddenly get an overwhelming urge to swing around a shiny pole and show off my bootay. Kate has more stuff to show off than I do, and many more people want to see it.
Agnes Bruckner grew up in a Hollywood lifestyle. Her parents where European, and her mother started her out in dance, voice lessons, and even beauty pageants. She started starring in movies at an early age, including one with Sandra Bullock. She is hot, cute, perky, and apparently an exhibitionist. Nice nips on that one.
