Shawn Johnson a Braless Chunk

Posted on October 21, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I’ve been watching Shawn Johnson on Dancing With the Stars. Don’t worry, that doesn’t make me gay, just a horny pervert. She is such a cute little chunk. Not chunky, just a chunk of woman. She is of course muscular, because she’s been doing gymnastics and various forms of physical activity her whole life. She was wearing this suit that was really low cut and showed off her lower abs. And I mean lower, like down to the muff area. Every time her partner has to throw her up in the air or support her weight, I can see him grimace like… ohh lord my back. Again, I’m not calling her fat, she’s just a fine hefty example of an athletic woman.

I didn’t google it cuz I’m too lazy, but I swear I think she has golden eyes. Her boobies are b-cups on a good day, but we certainly won’t hold that against her. What we are going to give her mucho credito for is prancing around on the red carpet in those heels and that dress with no bra on. I think she is only like four feet tall, but if she were to wrap those super-strong legs around you and squeeze, she would pop you like a cork. There was a James Bond girl like that right? Maybe Shawn needs to be in the next James Bond movie.

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Braless Palm Trees

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I’ve reformed – I have tried to shy away from generic titles like Braless Women 22 and whatnot and get a little more specific. Give you a little more description. Not as boring you know what I mean? Now “palm trees” may be the last thing you notice as you pour over these pics, but I gotta keep em separated.

This gal has some kind of bear claw or some such craziness dangling from her neck. I’m down with that as long as it doesn’t poke my eye out when I go in for a slurp on her cleavage. And oh what boobies those are. She’s all bronzed and skinny with stripper hair and rockstar sunglasses. That navel – ohmuhgawd. Yeah, ok so her legs are a little on the skinny side. But she makes up for that with a set of perky puffy nipples that the likes of that gray sportsbra thingy can’t even begin to hide. The gigantic leather thing on her wrist only draws that much more attention to her hairy forearms, which make me think of our beloved but hirsute Alyssa Milano, but c’mon boys that’s what they invented nair for. So you could nuzzle without a fuzzle.

I would think she would yowl like a hellcat if you pounced on her, cause I have lots of experience with these tropical palm tree babes who stomp around in the street with their pokies bouncing.

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Jennifer Aniston Braless Tanktop Goodness

Posted on October 14, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

We might as well rock some Jennifer Aniston action. She may be like 50 years old and look like a wrinkly sourpuss in a couple of these pics, but go an admit that you could give a flying fart at a rolling donut. If you’re like me (and trust me, be glad you’re not) you would rejoice and dance the happy jig just to sniff the lint out of Jen’s dryer screen. Not that a rich lady like herself has dryer lint. She probably wears her clothes once and throws them away.

Note: I keep pilfering her garbage hoping to find some used granny panties. So far, no luck. What could she be doing with those things?

Bra or no bra, Jen is always rocking the pokies. Ya don’t have to search to find pictures of her nips, they are always present. Everybody noticed it on Friends, but all her friends were too polite to mention it. Not me. If I ever met her, I would cheerfully say “Hi, Jen! Nice pokies ya got there!” If she slapped me or whatever that would be fine I guess.

So keep in mind it’s not that she is getting old and wrinkly. It’s that fact that she can slip into a tanktop at any time and bring you to your knees blubbering like a horny whale.

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Braless Vista

Posted on October 9, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Welp ladies and lemmings, today we’ll start off with a braless vista. This is where a young lady such as Drew, who bears a remarkable resemblance to my goddess friend Alyssa Milano, plunks down while perked up – overlooking a twenty thousand foot view of some scenery that we just can’t quite enjoy. Because our eyes are glued to her braless boobies like a tattoo. If the outline of her nipple got any clearer, we would declare her the winner of the tanktop contest.
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Now I realize the quality of this photo leaves a little to be desired. Too bad it isn’t shot in one meeelion reslution, with super fine detail so we can get UP in there. And I also realize this lady looks maybe a little anorexic, with skinny arms that belie the roundness of her boobies. Woops- check it out. You guess it. That’s why she made it onto the braless blog. Cause of them t-shirt taunters.
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I was in danger of having a perfect tanktop trifecta, hence the need to slosh the girl up there into the middle spot. Having 3 braless tanktop babes together in one post would be mostly unprecedented and probably bad for my health. Haven’t you heard that erection lasting longer than four hours require medical intervention? And this babe looks like she could intervene allright. Blue eyes, braless c-cups, and a pout that makes my weenie come out.
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