Rosamund Pikie Braless

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I only know Rosamund Pike from the brief stint she did as a Bond Girl a few years ago. Any girl that does James Bond film automatically achieves some kind of unapproachable status in my book. Course, that’s pretty much every girl. Even though I’m a golden haired god, my teeth are green and sometimes I forget to shower. One time I jumped in the neighborhood pool and all the kids scattered. I think it had to do with the big cloud of slime that washed off me. All this seems to conspire against me when it comes to winning over average girls, or girls as hot as Rosamund. She has little boobies, honestly, but she is sooo free with them. Like, every picture I see of her she is running around with cute pokies just waiting for me to brush up against her while I talk to her about changing the oil in her car. Or fixing her flat. Or pumping her gas, or whatever.

I’m pretty sure she got naked (at least topless) in Fracture with Anthony Hopkins.

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Braless Cuties

Posted on October 7, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

What we probably need to get us through a dreary Sunday are some braless cuties.

We might as well start off with the best. Lead off with the strong leg, as my grandpappy used to say. Actually, he said something about me being as useless as tits on a boarhog, there certainly was never any advice about running or starting out strong. The point is, this cute gal in this crazy ass red swimsuit is enough to boggle my mind. Yes, there are pokies. Yes, there is enough nipple action to make a very clear impression of exactly what her bare boob looks like. And you can’t help but follow it down, down and BAM her crotch smacks you in the face.
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Braless cutie #2 is in some kind of smocked blouse. We unfortunately can’t call it a tanktop, but hellfire it’s close enough. Either she cheated and spritzed that thing down with some water, or she has found a blouse made out of extremely thin material. Maybe it’s spider silk? If so, that’s one horny spider, cause those c-cups are yummy.
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Braless cutie number three is really here just because thin white t-shirts rock. And they own you. And the make the lump in my lap larger. Get used to it, everybody else has. The other day I went through the Wendy’s drivethrough and the lady leaning out the window had forgotten the top button on her shirt and her very ample (i.e. fat) cleavage was spilling out and my johnson did an extendo-trick and rammed into the power window switch and damn near cut both my arms off. Imagine if she had been wearing white like gal #3.
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Braless Women 32

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

This is what you’re here for. Braless amateurs. You can’t get enough, can you. You are a dirty pervert, obsessed by pokies.

First we have this chick who has put her tanktop on backwards. Or maybe they just make skinny tanktops, specifically for showing the top 15% of a female nipple. The bumps on the nipple are Montgomery Glands. You will like playing with them one day, trust me.
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Asians are kinda hard to find. But I’m a hard worker. I’m here for you. For your pleasure. To get you all revved up. Cause I got nuthin better to do. I guess she could be Thai, or some nationality that isn’t Asian and I’m being a dork. I’m not real good with that stuff.
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And this milf has got it going on. Big shades, big watch, big necklace, and braless b-cups for our enjoyment. It looks like she may be about to enjoy a southern delicacy called a hay ride. That’s where you sit in some kind of cart and a tractor pulls you along. I can’t explain the point, because there really isn’t one. Anyway, carts, and tractors, and farm implements like that don’t generally have great suspensions. That makes things kinda rough and bumpy. Great for jiggling the tatas… as she’s about to find out.
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Jennifer Lawrence Disappearing C-Cups

Posted on September 30, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I saw Hunger Games last night. And being the pervert that I am, I couldn’t help but slobber over Jennifer Lawrence. She isn’t a smoking hot, drop the punch bowl kinda gal. She more or less slips up on you, like the next door neighbor who is very pretty but not hot enough to daydream about. I noticed her body, oh yes I did. That is a 20-year-old prime hunk o woman there. Very firm and grabbable. You could get some serious traction in bed with Jennifer, maybe enough to throw the earth off its axis.

It’s odd, I can’t quite solve the case of the disappearing c-cups. One minute, she has some nice boobies, the next minute poof they’re gone. When a girl has soft nattys, they can squish around and kind of compress and it’s not too hard to play peek-a-boo with compression bras and the like. One minute you see em, the next minute you don’t. The movie is sort of like that, but the movie guys for whatever reason decided not to showcase her intoxicating cleavage.

Fo sho Jennifer knows to let the girls out when she’s doing red carpet stuff. I mean, any rich movie star 20 year old is going to bare to the air, but Jennifer manages to do it in a classy way. Still doesn’t stop me from wanting to, you know, paint her town white, but I would be willing to shower first.

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And uh because I like it, I’m including a shot of her ass. Don’t have nuthin to do with braless boobies, but you can write a letter to complain to your congressman if you don’t like it. Apparently, she isn’t too uptight considering she’s willing to strip down in a public parking lot beside her car.
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There are other Jennifer’s that have her beat upstairs, but Ms Lawrence certainly does have pretty eyes.

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