Annalynne Mccord Pokies

Well, you are probably willing to share a cup with Annalynne Mccord. She has gone from television, to movies, and back to television. Who can keep up with it all, except to say wow she is hot enough to melt tritium. In these photos, she is stomping along some sidewalk in probably 8″ heels, and she is wearing a deep plunging neckline on her fancy little blouse t-shirt and whaddya know, she has forgotten her bra. I wouldn’t say this is unusual, after all I didn’t know who the heck Annalynne Mccord was until about 30 seconds ago. But I would say she has some deeeeeelish pokies and I would be happy to bury my face in them.

In the first pic, she seems to be waving hello to the camera, as if saying “Don’t mind me in my shabby-sheik, super-thin t-shirt, with my rowdy nipples poking through, and my skinny thighs going swish-swish in these skin-tight black leggings. If you prefer, you can just look over here to the right, that would be my left folks, and check out my non-Caucasian but english-speaking assistant who likes to wear olive green tanktops with bras so tight they threaten to squash her boobies up so tight they give her breast cancer. Also, standby until the wind ruffles the hem of my t-shirt up enough to uncover this ungodly camel-toe I’ve been working on for the last one hundred yards. Thanks now!”

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Sometimes Annalynne wears her hear super curly, which reminds me of Keri Russell. We took a gigantic break between June and July last year because, well, life intervened. Not only did we not post about beautiful vamps like Annalynne, we didn’t post about anybody. But we did bracket the break with a post in May about oldie but goodie Sharon Stone, and then in August with LeeLee Sobieski. Anyway, count your lucky starts that we’re here, virile, and posting all summah!

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Shania Twain Braless

Shania Twain’s boobs are like the unicorn. You’ve heard it exists, but nobody ever sees it, right? Same with Shania. She has some big knockers, and wow she’s a stunner. But she’s fairly demure, pretty protective of her body. She doesn’t go around slutting it up, which is too bad for us because it means we don’t get to see much of it. If I had to guess, I’d say those girls are all-natural, and at least D cups. Maybe DD. And believe me, we like us some DD’s.

It’s been almost six years since we talked about Shania here on BB. That’s entirely too long considering how stunning she is, and how much I would like to celebrate her body by rubbing coconut oil all over it and… well, never mind. She is starting to show a little age, but so does a 1978 Porsche 911, and you wouldn’t see me kicking that classic out of bed. I’ve heard that some older women have a problem with lubricity, which I’m sure is exacerbated if you’re in bed with a hirsute schlep like me. But we could easily cure that with a well-timed lugie, or barring that – a slightly classier approach – a little KY. At that point, Ms Shania and I would have quite a good time I’m sure.

At least for like 92 seconds.

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Update:

I thought you guys would want to see a video showing Shania’s bouncing braless boobs. Can I hear a hell yeah?

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Marion Cotillard Batman’s Braless Babe

I went to see Batman in the theater this weekend. Nobody shot at me, so I guess I should feel lucky. Indeed, I do feel lucky, because I got to see Marion Cotillard rolling around with Bruce Wayne on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace.

She is 36 years old, so she’s getting a few miles on her. She reminds me a lot of Katy Perry. Same big mellons, and big round eyes, and big shiny white teeth. Except for that dang mole in the center of her forehead. Seriously, it’s 2012, you can get stuff like that taken care of. A few months ago, I went to jump the bones of the older lady that lives in the trailer next me, and there was this um spot on her coozie and she said don’t worry son, I just had a mole removed. See, even trailer park ladies do it.

Believe it or not, Marion tends to keep those big boobies strapped down pretty consistently when out at movie premiers and such. It was a struggle to dig around and fine some pics that highlighted her massive mammaries and demonstrated the proper level of braless cleavage.

To atone for this, Marion conversely tends to get nekkid a lot, even showing the beaver. I can’t stoop so low as to show nudity on my world-famous blog, but you can go HERE and check it out for yourself (you dirty pervert).

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Kate Upton Prefers Braless

You are going to think I’m making this up. But I’m serious. This was really and truly reported in the news. Kate Upton actually said it.

Curvy model Kate Upton advises going braless to downplay big breasts.

The ‘Sports Illustrated’ model is famed for her generous assets. Kate embraces her frame, although there are times when she wants to blend in with the crowd.

“Honestly, to be very open about it, I feel like my boobs can be too much if I’m wearing a bra,” she said. “Sometimes I want them to be a little more downplayed, so braless works better.

Well she certainly got one thing right – “braless works better.” I have no idea why she thinks going braless is somehow going to draw less attention to her. She has mega mumbojumbos. When those girls get to bouncin around, every guy in a two block radius is going to be on a ball bearing head swivel. Much less when she gets a little pokie action going.

She reminds me a little bit of Ivanka Trump. These big-boobied blondes are pretty much driving me crazy. I’ve been crazy for awhile, with a slope that is increasing, which means it’s parabolic maybe. But whatever, they aren’t helping.

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