Braless Jennifer Aniston, Celebrity Pokies

Jennifer Aniston Braless Tanktop Goodness

We might as well rock some Jennifer Aniston action. She may be like 50 years old and look like a wrinkly sourpuss in a couple of these pics, but go an admit that you could give a flying fart at a rolling donut. If you’re like me (and trust me, be glad you’re not) you would rejoice and dance the happy jig just to sniff the lint out of Jen’s dryer screen. Not that a rich lady like herself has dryer lint. She probably wears her clothes once and throws them away.

Note: I keep pilfering her garbage hoping to find some used granny panties. So far, no luck. What could she be doing with those things?

Bra or no bra, Jen is always rocking the pokies. Ya don’t have to search to find pictures of her nips, they are always present. Everybody noticed it on Friends, but all her friends were too polite to mention it. Not me. If I ever met her, I would cheerfully say “Hi, Jen! Nice pokies ya got there!” If she slapped me or whatever that would be fine I guess.

So keep in mind it’s not that she is getting old and wrinkly. It’s that fact that she can slip into a tanktop at any time and bring you to your knees blubbering like a horny whale.

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Braless C-Cups, Braless Tanktops

Braless Vista

Welp ladies and lemmings, today we’ll start off with a braless vista. This is where a young lady such as Drew, who bears a remarkable resemblance to my goddess friend Alyssa Milano, plunks down while perked up – overlooking a twenty thousand foot view of some scenery that we just can’t quite enjoy. Because our eyes are glued to her braless boobies like a tattoo. If the outline of her nipple got any clearer, we would declare her the winner of the tanktop contest.
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Now I realize the quality of this photo leaves a little to be desired. Too bad it isn’t shot in one meeelion reslution, with super fine detail so we can get UP in there. And I also realize this lady looks maybe a little anorexic, with skinny arms that belie the roundness of her boobies. Woops- check it out. You guess it. That’s why she made it onto the braless blog. Cause of them t-shirt taunters.
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I was in danger of having a perfect tanktop trifecta, hence the need to slosh the girl up there into the middle spot. Having 3 braless tanktop babes together in one post would be mostly unprecedented and probably bad for my health. Haven’t you heard that erection lasting longer than four hours require medical intervention? And this babe looks like she could intervene allright. Blue eyes, braless c-cups, and a pout that makes my weenie come out.
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Celebrity Pokies

Rosamund Pikie Braless

I only know Rosamund Pike from the brief stint she did as a Bond Girl a few years ago. Any girl that does James Bond film automatically achieves some kind of unapproachable status in my book. Course, that’s pretty much every girl. Even though I’m a golden haired god, my teeth are green and sometimes I forget to shower. One time I jumped in the neighborhood pool and all the kids scattered. I think it had to do with the big cloud of slime that washed off me. All this seems to conspire against me when it comes to winning over average girls, or girls as hot as Rosamund. She has little boobies, honestly, but she is sooo free with them. Like, every picture I see of her she is running around with cute pokies just waiting for me to brush up against her while I talk to her about changing the oil in her car. Or fixing her flat. Or pumping her gas, or whatever.

I’m pretty sure she got naked (at least topless) in Fracture with Anthony Hopkins.

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Amateur Pokies, Braless Amateurs

Braless Cuties

What we probably need to get us through a dreary Sunday are some braless cuties.

We might as well start off with the best. Lead off with the strong leg, as my grandpappy used to say. Actually, he said something about me being as useless as tits on a boarhog, there certainly was never any advice about running or starting out strong. The point is, this cute gal in this crazy ass red swimsuit is enough to boggle my mind. Yes, there are pokies. Yes, there is enough nipple action to make a very clear impression of exactly what her bare boob looks like. And you can’t help but follow it down, down and BAM her crotch smacks you in the face.
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Braless cutie #2 is in some kind of smocked blouse. We unfortunately can’t call it a tanktop, but hellfire it’s close enough. Either she cheated and spritzed that thing down with some water, or she has found a blouse made out of extremely thin material. Maybe it’s spider silk? If so, that’s one horny spider, cause those c-cups are yummy.
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Braless cutie number three is really here just because thin white t-shirts rock. And they own you. And the make the lump in my lap larger. Get used to it, everybody else has. The other day I went through the Wendy’s drivethrough and the lady leaning out the window had forgotten the top button on her shirt and her very ample (i.e. fat) cleavage was spilling out and my johnson did an extendo-trick and rammed into the power window switch and damn near cut both my arms off. Imagine if she had been wearing white like gal #3.
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