It’s pretty much obscene that we haven’t posted about Brooke Burke since 2007. What kind of perverts are we? We’re letting the Queen of Cute Cleavage age right out of our grasp. Never fear, she’s not too old yet.
Wouldja look at that body? It’s silly that we are sitting here staring at a picture of Brooke eating a cookie. One look at those abs and those tiny little hips and those trim arms and we know this is not a regular occurrence. It even has icing in it! The only icing her dietician told her she could eat is special icing from Admin himself. You know, looks a lil like clam chowder, smells chlorinish?
See, it’s posts like this, packed with scrumptious babes with excessive boobies, and with incredible prose that make it known that we’re not some kind of autonomous posting robots here at BB. We’re real, we cup the balls, and we make each post juuuuust right before we hit that publish button. We don’t have editors, we just have stream of consciousness.
Is it coincidence that the last time we talked about Brooke she was in a wet, white, nearly see-through bikini? Maybe in the intervening 5 years she has changed a bit, but her attire, thankfully has remained the same.
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