Braless Tanktops

Wifey Stretches the Tanktop

I’m sure ya’ll know all about Wifey by now. I have moaned about her before. She is obviously very moanworthy. Somewhere in the world, this lady’s husband and kids have a very good reason to be might proud. I would hope she keeps those F-cups under wraps when she goes to the PTA meetings and on quick trips to the dry cleaners and the grocery store. Dang those are big delicious-looking melons.

We kind of talked about stretchy boob-tanktop interactions back this time last year with this insane braces wearing milf. When you are well-endowed like Wifey, cramming yourself in a top like this is the equivalent of dooming it to a single use. Too stretched out to ever recover, fo sho. Welp, she could kindly mail it to me, letting the scent of her perfume (and possibly her musky nipple scent) linger. At which time, I would be happy to barricade myself in the bathroom with it and give it a second use. A supporting role in an activity that does not mind if it doesn’t hold it’s original shape.

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So be proud, Wifey. Throw those elbows high and those magnificent ta-ta’s out. Stomp in your heels so you jiggle a bit, and keep me happy and lusting. They don’t really make them like you anymore, so age gracefully and keep us coming back for more.

Braless C-Cups

Braless Canadians

I have been to the UP in Michigan, and have under the influence of alcohol crossed over the border into Canada. Because of the infrequency of these types of jaunts, and my general state of unawareness, I do not feel that I am qualified to discuss with you the state of bralessness in Canada. Maybe they all wear bras, maybe they don’t, I just can’t say for sure. But judging by these pictures of these two young hunnies, Canada certainly does seem to have a few home-grown, girl next door babes who aren’t afraid to poke their nips out in public.

The blonde girl, in an attempt to further draw attention to her wonderfully natural c-cups and perky, puffy nipples, has chosen a silver lame’ top so deeply cut she can almost step out if it to the front. As if that weren’t enough, as if we aren’t already googly eyed and panting, she takes a Canadian maple leaf and slaps it right between her boobies. That’s just wrong and naughty. Sometime between picture number one and number two, she decided the nips weren’t standing up deliciously enough, so she tweaked ’em and teased ’em until they rose up in protest.

Her redheaded friend has a good jumpstart on making my johnson jump, but she has the modesty to hide her assets with this ridiculous scarf.

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Braless Celebrities

Shawn Johnson a Braless Chunk

I’ve been watching Shawn Johnson on Dancing With the Stars. Don’t worry, that doesn’t make me gay, just a horny pervert. She is such a cute little chunk. Not chunky, just a chunk of woman. She is of course muscular, because she’s been doing gymnastics and various forms of physical activity her whole life. She was wearing this suit that was really low cut and showed off her lower abs. And I mean lower, like down to the muff area. Every time her partner has to throw her up in the air or support her weight, I can see him grimace like… ohh lord my back. Again, I’m not calling her fat, she’s just a fine hefty example of an athletic woman.

I didn’t google it cuz I’m too lazy, but I swear I think she has golden eyes. Her boobies are b-cups on a good day, but we certainly won’t hold that against her. What we are going to give her mucho credito for is prancing around on the red carpet in those heels and that dress with no bra on. I think she is only like four feet tall, but if she were to wrap those super-strong legs around you and squeeze, she would pop you like a cork. There was a James Bond girl like that right? Maybe Shawn needs to be in the next James Bond movie.

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Amateur Pokies, Braless Tanktops

Braless Palm Trees

I’ve reformed – I have tried to shy away from generic titles like Braless Women 22 and whatnot and get a little more specific. Give you a little more description. Not as boring you know what I mean? Now “palm trees” may be the last thing you notice as you pour over these pics, but I gotta keep em separated.

This gal has some kind of bear claw or some such craziness dangling from her neck. I’m down with that as long as it doesn’t poke my eye out when I go in for a slurp on her cleavage. And oh what boobies those are. She’s all bronzed and skinny with stripper hair and rockstar sunglasses. That navel – ohmuhgawd. Yeah, ok so her legs are a little on the skinny side. But she makes up for that with a set of perky puffy nipples that the likes of that gray sportsbra thingy can’t even begin to hide. The gigantic leather thing on her wrist only draws that much more attention to her hairy forearms, which make me think of our beloved but hirsute Alyssa Milano, but c’mon boys that’s what they invented nair for. So you could nuzzle without a fuzzle.

I would think she would yowl like a hellcat if you pounced on her, cause I have lots of experience with these tropical palm tree babes who stomp around in the street with their pokies bouncing.

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