Braless Blog

In 2005, Kelly Brook was voted the sexiest woman in the world by readers of FHM Magazine. Honestly, I think she has plumped up a little since then. But it has only added (significantly) to the allure of her mogambos. Look at those girls! I hear a distant humming in my ears, almost like a mechanical rush of water, when I look at her cleavage. I think her real name is Kelly Ann Parsons, but if you climbed into bed with her and started murmuring her name while you motorboated, it would more or less sound like “boobies.” She’s one of Billy Zane’s girls, and says she’s really straightlaced. Never touched a drug, loves to stomp braless on blue sundays. Ok, I made that last part up.

I think she was in a movie called Piranha 3D where a fish with big teeth ate her bikini top. Um, no really, she fell into a vat of tuna and got so greasy the bra came right over her head. Sounded like a guitar string popping – twang! If this was thonglesspost or gstringchronicles I would show a few pics of Kelly Brook’s butt. In her heydey, meh about a 8. Now, solid 6. Still, can’t get over the chesticles.

She has done some nude stuff too, but of course we won’t show you that here on bralessblog…