I don’t know where I got it from, and you know you don’t care. We both wish it was super-high-def, but in the end, like a dog desperate enough to lick his own, we’ll watch anything won’t we? watch the movie
Gemma Merna Pokies
I want everyone to understand that you don’t have to be a big star to be featured on bralessblog. Hey, we fight for equal opportunity, and watch out for the little gals. It helps if you are a Golden Globes star, but the golden globes we’re interested in have nothing to do with a statue, and everything to do with statuesque.
Gemma Merna is a good example. Admit it, you don’t even know who the heck she is. Me either. Ok, alright, she must be famous enough in some part of the world for some photographer geek to stalk her and shoot pictures of her while she’s exercising in the park. But still, she is in no headlines. I’m not here to sensationalize some kind of sex tape, or promote her latest ab video. I’m just here to admire those boobies. You too.
Whoever the toolbag is, he can’t help but notice her erect nipples poking out of that sportsbra. Hell, she could buzzsaw through some of the groundcover there and make the jog easier just by unleashing those perky little girls. I myself, a regular adonis, am a fine physical specimen, and have done some personal training. If a gal I was training showed up with a pair of pokeys like that, you can bet I would be distracted enough to hem, haw, stutter, and stare. Not unlike Ms. Jordan Carver, I would whip Gemma into shape… or at least freak her out and make her run from me.
Top 5 Reasons Megan Fox will Rule the World
Megan Fox frequently schlepps around with her man, Brian Austin Green. I personally think any dude who is so pretentious he has to have 3 names in not worthy of my goddess Megan. She sometimes can look a little nextdoorish with a baseball cap and some grungies on while running out for coffee. But trust me, she just pulled her lingerie off and deflated her boobs and just a few minutes before she looked hot enough to scorch concrete. She has to tone it down a little bit when she runs out in public or else people have wrecks and stuff. Let’s cover why exactly I think she will one day rule the world:
1) She knows how to handle a gun
Megan likes to pick movies that, well, pay her. She probably won’t get nominated for any Oscar’s or anything anytime soon. Through no fault of her own of course, just because they can’t make a movie big enough for my girl. She typically ends up in action movies, where she punches guys in the nose and shoots at robots. Everybody respects women who have good aim. This is important.
2) Those boobies
Yep, I noticed them. You did too. Ever watch her running in that transformers movie where she’s trying to get away from some evil robot and she happens to be wearing a tanktop and the sun is glistening off of her heaving, bouncing breasts? I have it playing on a loop on my desktop. I can’t go to sleep during naptime without watching it. Just the right size, yum.
3) She knows she’s hot
This self-confidence will help her get votes in the presidential election, and help her conquer enemies who fly spy planes over here trying to photography her in a bikini.
4) She is Irish, French, and Native-American
A couple of those tend towards wookie-bush syndrome, but in her case, she shaves that beav bald so no worries. But that combination is exotic and makes me daydream.
5) She can shoot lasers out of her eyes
Not unlike Melissa Archer, those blue eyes are fierce. She flashes them around, and guys all over the world fall under a spell in which they pull out their wallets and drop them at her feet. Look at em. Blue. Icy. Wonderful.
Braless Tanktop Movie
Some of you may have visited our youtube channel to check out some of the braless movies. As of today, they’ve received a combined 281k views, which is kind of incredible. As yummy as braless photos are, adding the element of motion to the mix is, well, even yummier. You get to watch them bounce, sway, and knock around. At least when they are big. But it’s only a matter of time before youtube shuts us down because, honestly, we like to push the envelope a little bit. Youtube is kind of family friendly, and while we try to stay pg-13, they are going to dunk us before long.
So let’s geek it up a little bit by embedding a movie here on bralessblog. If this doesn’t work, well you got what you paid for right?
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This gal is strutting around on the street in a tight blue tanktop with what looks to be icicles for nipples. Or maybe crazy big raisins. She must know what she’s doing, because about every 30 seconds, she reaches up and sort of adjusts her shirt. Awesome.