Somehow, it is much more thrilling to find pokies on a babe who is generally sort of demure and reserved and not prone to running around braless. I mean, a pornstar with perfect boobs an nips that would poke an eye out makes for a great subject to stare at, don’t get me wrong. As my grandpappy was fond of saying, boobies is boobies. But take a girl like Reese Witherspoon for instance. Not exactly a slutbag, or an exhibitionist. Pokies on Reese, ooh what a thrill.

Much like Tom Cruise, I fell in love with Nicole Kidman the first time I saw her on screen in that boat movie where she kills that one dude. You know the one I’m talking about. Apparently Cruise saw her in that movie and sent one of his minions for her and signed her into the racecar movie he did. Then he married her. Then he divorced her. Personally, I would’ve avoided divorcing her, since she looks hot, is skinny, rich, walks around braless, and has that awesome Australian accent.