Braless Festival

Hey, look – I don’t know, okay? I know a bunch of you are going to ask twelve thousand questions when you see this post, so let me head things off at the pass.

I do not know why all these women are dancing around.

I do not know where we an buy tickets to this nutso festival.

I don’t know why everyone’s nipples are poking out.

I don’t know if you can technically call those bras; I’m using my artistic license to say they qualify for inclusion here on everybody’s favorite website.

I don’t know what that might be in the crotch of the one lady’s shorts. It looks… mean, whatever it is. But much like an accident on the side of the road, or inadvertently surfing past WWE Smackdown, or semi-accidentally catching a glimpse of my neighbor changing clothes through the mostly closed blinds of her sunroom window, I can’t really seem to look away. I hear this humming in my ears, and most of my thoughts cease to exist when I lock in on that area. Kind of weird.

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Jennifer Aniston Keeps us Busy

Ahhh, gool ole Jennifer Aniston. Keeping up with her permanently erect nipples and perpetually braless boobs would be a full time job for any webmaster. Witness the collection. If I were a woman, I would be like Jen – proud of my boobies, not afraid to point them at a few people. I still have the scene from the movie The Breakup in my head, the one where she walks across the room naked and shows her perfect little tanned tushy. I think I remember reading somewhere that they used a body double for that scene, but hey it’s in my head so it must be real.

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Hillary Duff

One reason it’s so hard to find Hilary Duff pokies is because morons like me type her name wrong. I’ll try to do better, okay? You get what you pay for. Hillary went on a fab vacation the other day and she seemed to be just a wee big chunky in her photos. Weight Watchers could probably do wonders for her, but wouldn’t you rather she parade around in a bikini with her nips poking out a few pounds too heavy as opposed to being too dang skinny? And before you ask, I do not know what that little tattoo says on her right side, but I would like to read it while I tickled it with my puckered lips.

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Candy Dulfer Saxy Boobs

candy-dulfer-bralessI had to look Candy Dulfer up on wikipedia to figure out who she was and why her boobies make my head spin. Well, who she is doesn’t really have anything to do with why her bust affects me, but you know what I mean.

Apparently she is a 39 48 year old saxophonist from Amsterdam. I think you’ll notice she has big boobs, and is well-endowed. Um, also she is braless, which rocks.

candy-dulfer-2Every time I think of Amsterdam I think of the time I was stationed there as a member of an elite team of bodyguards for a famous politician. One night after work, a few of us had a bit too much to drink and wandered into the red light district. I’ve never been the same since. Wait a minute, maybe that was a movie I saw? Anyway, Candy definitely knows how to blow.

Candy Dulfer pokiesCandy does a pretty good job of covering up, but I do a pretty good job of ferreting out boobie pictures. I have, rest assured, looked long and hard for some photos of her nude, but so far she hasn’t slipped up. Darn it. After really zooming in, I think we can agree this photo shows some pokies, which kinda makes Mr Happy, er, happy.

Trolling her instagram account produced some cleavage and some bikini pics. Frankly, it’s a bit disappointing, which explains why a chick this hot could have “only” 35.4k followers.

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She recently published a new autobiography called Sax, Candy & Rock ‘n Roll. I dunno how to read, so if one of you loyal jamochies will check it and report back to me on whether there’s any smut in it, that would be cool.

She is no spring chicken. She’s 48 these days (as of this update, May of 2018). Her bio says nothing about a boyfriend, or a husband, or getting married. I think that means she’s a-hundo percent available for a stud like me.

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