Katie Holmes

If we have any other posts on Katie Holmes I sure can’t find them. What’s wrong with me that I never singled her out for a little attention? She certainly is a cutie. As far as I know, she is still Married to Tom Cruise. A little weird, I know, but let’s not let us distract from the fact that she is perky, peppy, and has a pixie haircut (sometimes). Katie has been doing a bit of theater work lately, she can swing by my place and do some acting and singing if she wants. I have a very dirty script in mind.

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Update:
I’m going to add a few photos here, because we are all fascinated by Katie’s tiny pokies…

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Ashlee Simpson Braless

Ashlee Simpson’s big sis Jessica Simpson is not know for her brainpower. In fact, she is known for her bust power. Ashlee is not far behind in that department. Some have accused little Ashlee of cosmetic surgery, but based on her genetics I think her breasts are natural. The nose job, yes, but no boobs.

Ashlee was recently rumored to have purchased a new Mercedes Benz. She is apparently having trouble with her young husband and blew off some steam by buying a new stud cruiser. Somehow I doubt she wore this dress to the car dealership. If she did, well she probably got a smoking hot deal. The poor salesman would’ve been too astounded and mesmerized by that cleavage to even put up a good fight. I think she could technically fit a bra under that top, but what would the point be? You could see more bra than the law allows. Beautiful, curvy body Ashlee – you keep it up girlfriend.

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Cheryl Cole Brrrr

Cheryl Cole has won our attention before. Her girls are perky and pointy, and that’s what we do here at BB. We are the kings of perky and pointy, we reward these attributes with our rapt attention. I do not need any drugs for attention deficit disorder when Cheryl is around.

Here’s what she was thinking this day:
Hmm, the blue top or the salmon colored one? Let’s go with blue.
Bra? Nah.
Maybe I should take a sweater, might rain today.
Oops, forgot my sweater and it’s raining and it’s actually kind of cold out here. Darn right nippy.
Speaking of nippy, there are those pesky photographers again.
I think I’ll just jog over to the other side of the street. Maybe they will leave me alone over there.
Oh gosh, all this bouncing and cold air has aroused my nipples. Do you think those photographers can see them?
What about that pubescent boy sitting on that park bench right there? Jeesh, look how big his eyes just got. My nips must be poking out. I think I’ll look down and see.

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Kate Beckinsale Bounces Down the Street

Some dude probably broke is expensive 100x digital camera when Kate Beckinsale walked by on a busy street. I first saw her in Pearl Harbor (the movie, not the monument) and totally fell in love with her. I’d have to bust out a calculator to determine how old I was at the time, but I clearly remember her stunning beauty. Honestly, her body is maybe a little too skinny for me, but I tell ya beggars can’t be choosers. If she showed up in a tight black leather suit like she wore in that one movie (Underworld?), I’d make her mine.

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