Braless Celebrities

Sofia Milos Keeps On Rocking it Braless

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I know it seems like I’m a little obsessed about Sofia Milos. It’s hard not to like a Milf with great boobies. She is such a chipper little cheerleader. Every time I see her she has a big grin on her face. No gothic frowns or grumbles from this lil ms sunshine. She manages to turn this blouse and skirt into a sensual exploration of her sexy body. I bet if I took her to the pool, she would wear a one piece swimsuit and every dude in the place would drop their jaw and drool. You don’t need a thong when you have Milos action. Of course I could wear a thong, but when I do that it chafes my cheeks.

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Braless Jessica Simpson, Celebrity Pokies

Jessica Simpson Runs it Off

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Jessica Simpson knows her body, she has been staring at it in the mirror (and touching it, and feeling it, and maybe kissing it?) for the last 30 years or so. When people talk smack about her being too flabby when she gets up on the stage, I’m sure it hurts. She knows she is a round kinda gal. Obviously, this motivates her to get out and burn a few calories.

She is pretty tough. Despite the fact that she manages to make it look easy, look light on her feet, I know it isn’t easy to jog with girls like that in your sweater. I don’t personally have D-cups, but I have been blessed with abnormally large testicles. Any time I jog, they clank together, flop around, trip me, sometimes drag the ground. I’m very sympathetic to her plight. I would be happy to help her by holding them up while she runs.

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Amateur Pokies

Braless Festival

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Hey, look – I don’t know, okay? I know a bunch of you are going to ask twelve thousand questions when you see this post, so let me head things off at the pass.

I do not know why all these women are dancing around.

I do not know where we an buy tickets to this nutso festival.

I don’t know why everyone’s nipples are poking out.

I don’t know if you can technically call those bras; I’m using my artistic license to say they qualify for inclusion here on everybody’s favorite website.

I don’t know what that might be in the crotch of the one lady’s shorts. It looks… mean, whatever it is. But much like an accident on the side of the road, or inadvertently surfing past WWE Smackdown, or semi-accidentally catching a glimpse of my neighbor changing clothes through the mostly closed blinds of her sunroom window, I can’t really seem to look away. I hear this humming in my ears, and most of my thoughts cease to exist when I lock in on that area. Kind of weird.

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Braless Celebrities, Braless Jennifer Aniston, Braless Videos

Jennifer Aniston Keeps us Busy

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Ahhh, gool ole Jennifer Aniston. Keeping up with her permanently erect nipples and perpetually braless boobs would be a full time job for any webmaster. Witness the collection. If I were a woman, I would be like Jen – proud of my boobies, not afraid to point them at a few people. I still have the scene from the movie The Breakup in my head, the one where she walks across the room naked and shows her perfect little tanned tushy. I think I remember reading somewhere that they used a body double for that scene, but hey it’s in my head so it must be real.

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