One reason it’s so hard to find Hilary Duff pokies is because morons like me type her name wrong. I’ll try to do better, okay? You get what you pay for. Hillary went on a fab vacation the other day and she seemed to be just a wee big chunky in her photos. Weight Watchers could probably do wonders for her, but wouldn’t you rather she parade around in a bikini with her nips poking out a few pounds too heavy as opposed to being too dang skinny? And before you ask, I do not know what that little tattoo says on her right side, but I would like to read it while I tickled it with my puckered lips.
Candy Dulfer Saxy Boobs
I had to look Candy Dulfer up on wikipedia to figure out who she was and why her boobies make my head spin. Well, who she is doesn’t really have anything to do with why her bust affects me, but you know what I mean.
Apparently she is a 39 48 year old saxophonist from Amsterdam. I think you’ll notice she has big boobs, and is well-endowed. Um, also she is braless, which rocks.
Every time I think of Amsterdam I think of the time I was stationed there as a member of an elite team of bodyguards for a famous politician. One night after work, a few of us had a bit too much to drink and wandered into the red light district. I’ve never been the same since. Wait a minute, maybe that was a movie I saw? Anyway, Candy definitely knows how to blow.
Candy does a pretty good job of covering up, but I do a pretty good job of ferreting out boobie pictures. I have, rest assured, looked long and hard for some photos of her nude, but so far she hasn’t slipped up. Darn it. After really zooming in, I think we can agree this photo shows some pokies, which kinda makes Mr Happy, er, happy.
Trolling her instagram account produced some cleavage and some bikini pics. Frankly, it’s a bit disappointing, which explains why a chick this hot could have “only” 35.4k followers.
She recently published a new autobiography called Sax, Candy & Rock ‘n Roll. I dunno how to read, so if one of you loyal jamochies will check it and report back to me on whether there’s any smut in it, that would be cool.
She is no spring chicken. She’s 48 these days (as of this update, May of 2018). Her bio says nothing about a boyfriend, or a husband, or getting married. I think that means she’s a-hundo percent available for a stud like me.
Katie Holmes
If we have any other posts on Katie Holmes I sure can’t find them. What’s wrong with me that I never singled her out for a little attention? She certainly is a cutie. As far as I know, she is still Married to Tom Cruise. A little weird, I know, but let’s not let us distract from the fact that she is perky, peppy, and has a pixie haircut (sometimes). Katie has been doing a bit of theater work lately, she can swing by my place and do some acting and singing if she wants. I have a very dirty script in mind.
Update:
I’m going to add a few photos here, because we are all fascinated by Katie’s tiny pokies…
Ashlee Simpson Braless
Ashlee Simpson’s big sis Jessica Simpson is not know for her brainpower. In fact, she is known for her bust power. Ashlee is not far behind in that department. Some have accused little Ashlee of cosmetic surgery, but based on her genetics I think her breasts are natural. The nose job, yes, but no boobs.
Ashlee was recently rumored to have purchased a new Mercedes Benz. She is apparently having trouble with her young husband and blew off some steam by buying a new stud cruiser. Somehow I doubt she wore this dress to the car dealership. If she did, well she probably got a smoking hot deal. The poor salesman would’ve been too astounded and mesmerized by that cleavage to even put up a good fight. I think she could technically fit a bra under that top, but what would the point be? You could see more bra than the law allows. Beautiful, curvy body Ashlee – you keep it up girlfriend.























