Nancy Mace Shows the Political Value of Boobs

There are many jobs out there where I think boobs help a lady.

For instance, being a Hooter’s waitress. I’m 100% positive gals with great tits get better tips than those who don’t. Not that attitude and service won’t help.

Believe it or not, I think that’s true for politicians too. I’m sure there are lots of old perverts within the Republican part who love staring at Nancy Mace’s boobs.

And hey, she love the attention. “A vote’s a vote. Pick me and I’ll flash you nipples and cleavage all day.” I’m sure these are thoughts popping through her brain.

It is hotly debated whether those boobies are natural or bolt-on. I guess I’m trending towards enhanced, just because she’s like 46 years old, has had two kids, and her massive milkers stand too high and tight to believe they haven’t had help.

I think she does a fair job of playing peek-a-boo with the nipples. She doesn’t waltz around braless, flashing her headlights constantly, and thus doesn’t receive criticism about it. But I do think she strategically unleashes those pokies on occasion, which garners quite a bit of attention.

So I have collected for you here a vast array of nipple (and cleavage) photos of South Carolina’s bustiest congresswoman.

Nice pokies in this blue dress, maybe it was cold outside?

The cleavage is getting crazy big in this blouse, especially with her buttons popped open. I bet her boobies were jiggling all over the place as she stomped through the hall with the reporters.

It’s not unusual to find delicious photos like this of Nancy’s nipples. You have to wonder if these girls of hers are pointy enough to poke an eye out.

She really does have a massive rack…

Big boobs and a sneaky nipple in this pink dress…

Kind of makes me think of Ivanka

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A Subtle Hint of Nipples

She sipped her water and waited for her brunch with a sly smile on her face.

Her hair was perfect, and her eyes danced with a slyness that made my loins stir.

She played with her straw, then fidgeted with her utensils. Her fake nails were like claws, and looking at them made me think about where those fingers had been just a few hours before. My god, she was a nasty girl.

It pretty waitress seemed subdued. She was probably jealous, maybe even intimidated by this smokeshow hottie sitting across from me.

The sky blue shirt she was wearing fit tightly across her chest. I could see, in the glare of light from the window at her side, a subtle hint of nipples.

She had her nipples pierced, and I could see that too, poking through her shirt.

She noticed me looking, and it thrilled her. She crossed and re-crossed her legs. When her plate of food arrived, she was nearly too excited to eat. She stretched her foot out across the table and ran her toes up the inside of my thigh.

I was going to take her home and thrash her again. Hell, we might not even make it home, I would have my fingers in side her by the time she sat in the car.

subtle nipple pic

Now to be honest, I made that story up looking at that photo. But I also happened to google “subtle hint of nipples”. And ya wanna know what popped up?

This story from 2023 about Kim Kardashian launching a bra with built-in fake nipples. WTF? How did I miss this last year?

It’s funny that she would feel like the market was missing such an article of clothing. I mean, why not just go without a bra? Wouldn’t that be more comfortable?

For most women, the idea of going braless is a distant memory; perhaps something they did once in their youth, then spent the night regretting…

Whoever wrote that article has shitforbrains. Every woman loves going braless.

Anyway, I’m not so sure google had it right based on me searching for “subtle”. I thought the funnies part was the drawing on the wall behind her. Is that a sketch from their design process? A drawing for their first nipple prototype?
kim kardashian fake nipples

Go check out the nipples video if you’re bored.

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Ariel Winter’s Boobs Draw a Crowd

Ya know who has really big, round boobies? Ariel Winter.

I have to admit that I had no idea who this chick was. I have seen her name bandied about in the celeb circle, but as far as I know I have never watched a TV show or a movie that she was in.

She has never been a skinny waif. She’s thick, and she’s always going to be thick.

I’ve noticed that she periodically gets trimmed down, maybe diets or whatever, and her butt tightens right up. I’ve seen plenty of bikini candids where her stomach is as flat as a board.

But regardless, she’s always thick.

And those boobs are always huuuge!

She seems to love going out in LA with no bra on. I mean, her nipples are as well studied as many Egyptian pyramids.

Paparazzi photographers will be hanging out of cars and leaning over 2nd story window ledges to snap photos of her with no makeup and no bra and her nipples and vadge half hanging out.

I know Ariel hates that, but damn if she doesn’t want to be photographed like that maybe she should strap those girls down.

Here she is on vacation in a white bikini with those big D-cups barely restrained. I’m not sure what’s going on with the Captain Morgan pose, but it’s a pretty clear, crisp shot of her crotch so enjoy.

Here she is walking down the sidewalk braless in a t-shirt. It’s nice to see her boobs swaying back and forth and get a glimpse of sideboob.

This shot of her braless in a t-shirt makes me think she has a bit of a grunge or punk rock vibe. It also makes me think she isn’t wearing any panties.

Her nipples are poking out against the thin fabric of her turtleneck here.

A really great view of her body here, with her big boobies unrestrained and her sexy legs in those short shorts.

A few more of her flaunting her braless tits at a theme park…

For some reason, her face reminds me of Anna Kendrick.

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Julia Schlaepfer Boobs

Julia Schlaepfer is like a hot celeb robot. Somebody dreamed up the perfect specimen of a creature to stick on the screen in front of you, to keep your eyes glued to their media, and she is it.

She is one of several recent(ish) actresses with large titties who cannot be ignored. Is she related to Sydney Sweeney? Does she get her bush trimmed with Sophie Mudd?

These gals are killing me, just killing me.

Now in reality, all hype aside, Julia’s boobs are just c-cups. They are not gargantuan, but you don’t hear me complaining.

This series of photos was taken on the red carpet for some awards show. She had this dress custom-tailored to squeeze her boobs up almost to her chin. Do you think she can even breathe?

This glossy dress is stuck to her like she just climbed out of a swimming pool. She is gorgeous, and those abs!

We have some more titty action going on here. It’s crazy to what degree she’s able to squeeze her titties up and drive us crazy with her crazy.

This photo really exemplifies the incredible beauty and body Julia brings to the table. Her blue eyes are incredible, and those big braless boobs make me pant like a dog in July.

And finally, I think we can check out Julia’s pokies in these pics. Scroll in close and enjoy the nipples…

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