Grace Charis Demonstrates Why Golf Needs More Nipples

I like when I discover some amazing hottie that nobody else knows about. It gives me a feeling of superiority over the common riffraff. I take great pleasure in revealing such hunnies to the legion of fans here on BralessBlog. So sit down and shut up, cause it’s about to get brawesome around here.

And yes, that’s a new word I invented. It’s a combination of braless and awesome. See what I did there.

Grace Charis can best be described as a 21 year old model. She mostly caught my eye because of her golfing. Well, I ain’t gonna lie, she caught my eye because she is dog-slobbering hot, and she perpetually has rock hard nipples, and she tends to flaunt them 24/7. But doing all that with a golf club in your hands is unusual, and it turned my head.

Now, I realize I had previously given the title of “best blonde golf boobs of all time” to Paige Spirinac. But Paige is in jeopardy of losing that title.

I think Grace is about 5’7″ tall and 120 lbs. My expertly calibrated boob vision tells me that she has c-cups. It’s possible they are enhanced, but I’m leaning towards the all-natural diagnosis. Here’s a video of her shaking those girls, and the bounce is what’s pushing towards natural:

She was born in Newport Beach California, and she definitely looks like a blonde Callie gal. And some yummy blue eyes. She has 206k followers on her IG account. But that isn’t terribly critical these days, because she also has an OnlyFans account with 436 posts and 53k likes.

I don’t think she does any nude stuff these days. Yet. But we can hope, can’t we?

Grace is definitely thirsty. She is always running around pointing her nipples at the camera. She scrunches down for the golfball and flashes her crotch. She makes raunchy comments like “I like my putts slow and smooth”, or “yeah I got an NFT – Nice Fuckin Titties”. And who can blame her. She has decided to make a living off of her looks, and she definitely has the looks. So why not go for broke, swing for the fences, really get bucknasty.

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7 Freaky New Sextoys You’ve Never Seen Before

Oh yeah, it’s time.

Time once again for me to deviate from the braless boobs you all love and delve instead into the weird world of sextoys.

Although I like collecting (and occasionally using) unique sex toys, I simply cannot pass up a good gander at the latest and greatest. And based on feedback from the fans, you guys (and gals) are the same way.

So let’s see what I’ve come across lately that is off the beaten path…

1) 8″ Long Tongue

How about an 8″ long tongue?

No, we aren’t hearkening back to the days of Kiss, where Gene Simmons would wag his licker and make women stare. Shoot, Gene was only packing what 4″ or 5″?

I can think of several uses for this thing, whether you’re a guy or a girl. And what’s awesome is the thought that you would whip this thing out when you get your date home and her eyes would bug out of her head! Also, this is nearly unbeatable as a party gag gift.

2) Ball Dildo

You know what you need in your life? A ball dildo.

No, I am not making this up. Apparently this new device straps to your ballsack and then you can boff your favorite friend using a dildo attached to your balls.

This is quite innovative. I hope they patented this. I mean, I’ve been doing perverted things for like 100 years now, and I never really thought about attempting some kind of penetration with deeze nutz.

3) Nutsack Cooling Pack

While we are on the topic of balls, how about this thing for the greatest idea ever?

Nobody likes schweaty balls. You know how sometimes you are sitting at your desk, or god forbid sitting in your car, and you’re hot and you get swampass and your balls are basically dripping? I think there’s even a song about that – I can hear Sandra Bullock singing the line about sweat dripping down her balls in that movie The Proposal even now.

Basically this thing slides right under your balls and turns the damn thermostat down. I’m considering it a sextoy, because research has shown that testicles that are kept properly cool produce 28% more sperm. They actually call this thing a “male fertility kit”. Now, you and I may not want to be going around making more babies, but errrbody likes to spooge a big load.

4) Sextoy Warmer

Okay, gather around cause I’m about to give you the scoop on some pro-level shit here.

You think you’re pretty slick because you’ve got your Fleshlight or your generic masturbation sleeve, and you’ve got your lube, and when the need or the opportunity arises you can bust that thing and and slide it right in with less than 0.2 seconds on the clock.

But that’s for newbies. That’s for c-level bros, boring amateurs.

The real pros know details matter. You aren’t a wine aficionado because you can gulp down half a bottle of wine in one chug and then belch like a Tennessee redneck. No, you gotta smell the cork. You gotta swirl the wine around in the glass and let it breathe. You gotta take a small sip, and then squish it from one cheek to the next to get the full flavor.

Well the Fleshlight pros warm them up first. Yep, that’s right – you get that extra little “ahhhh” moment when you slide it into a nice warm pocket.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should get one of these things and try it. And if you do know what I’m talking about, well congrats my man because you are in the elite 1% !

5) Clitoral Pumping System

Okay, I’ll leave the balls alone for a minute and we’ll spend some time on the clit.

Your female friend has one, trust me on this. You may not know where to find it, but it’s there, and she wants you to do things to it. Touch it, bump against it, rub it, lick it, you name it. You only thought she wanted you to mess around with her vagina. The clit, in reality, is where it’s at.

And most women are going to dick this clit pumper. It is not that much different from how the male toys that provide suction work. You know how you pump your johnson up, and it gets bigger and more sensitive? Well, that’s exactly how the clit pump works.

Do do yourself a favor, and get one of these. Yes, in reality you’re doing your female friend a favor. But once you pump her clit up to a size that actually allows you to find it, and once you make that thing 2x or 3x more sensitive, you are going to give her live fifty bazillion orgasms, and in so doing you will actually be doing yourself a favor.

You may turn that gal into a stage five clinger!

6) Tentacle Glass Dong

I’m partial to glass dildos. They are easy to clean because they don’t absorb lube or body fluids. They don’t rip or tear or delaminate. Once they are lubed up, they are ready for action.

And call me a pervert, but I like unique shapes. Like this one.

It basically looks like an octopus tentacle. It has little nubs and ridges all over it, which are going to make for a fun time on the way in and on the way out. I like the little curly-Q on the end, that way when I use it when it’s all lubed up and slippery I don’t lose my grip, and I can really manhandle the thing. I even like the color and the fancy box it comes it. It’s almost like it’s a piece of art. That, uh, you do dirty things with.

7) Penis Stretcher

The final item for today is the penis stretcher.

I know some of you have seen these around, and are thinking what’s so unique or special enough to include them on this list?

Well, regardless of how big (you claim) your johnson is, it is a strategic advantage to have an even bigger one. Your partner will have more to enjoy, and that means you’re going to enjoy it more too.

There’s ample research to show these things work. Hell, there were tribes in Africa using a similar approach hundreds of years ago.

There are several different versions out there. The one I’m showing here is relatively inexpensive, and it’s almost like an investment that will pay dividends for years to come.

Other reviews:
10 Outrageous Sextoys You Should Not Live Without – Kinky!
6 Weird Sex Toys Devices Ya Gotta See To Believe

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Braless Cleavage for the Win

We are all going to win today.

It’s damn easy to win when you brighten your day with a gorgeous brunette who likes to flash her torpedo tit natties.

The way she pulls that tanktop down to expose her cleavage makes me wildly hungry, like a predatory lion roaming the African plains.

I’d certainly motorboat those things. And I might be willing to bite them, not unlike a lion, if she was willing.

We might as well enjoy a blonde while we’re at it.

This particular one is giving us a big smile while she spreads her legs.

Thankfully, she has a great pair of boobies, and they are poorly restrained in a think tanktop. See those pokies? Um, yeah, I didn’t think ya would miss em. I know I didn’t.

You guys know I’m a braless cameltoe addict. I just can’t get enough.

This gal checks allll the boxes. I actually shuddered a bit when I stumbled across this pic.

If those stretchy shorts got any further up between her labia, she would need some WD-40 and a wrecker to wrench them out. And those cute little pokies resting against the fabric of her white top are heavenly.

I update the Alexandra Daddario post with some new photos of her pokies that perverts like you will not want to miss.

And I’m working on a new/weird sextoy round-up, so be patient.

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Why Gals Who Dance Braless Make Me Giddy (and other fascinating facts)

As soon as I created and posted a new video, youtube age-restricted it. So you can’t stream it from BralessBlog, but you can at least still watch it on youtube:
https://youtu.be/wGFBP14dRvY

As I was saying, before a bunch of mean censors interrupted me, I get giddy and giggly when I watch these ladies get jiggly.

I took the time to update my Acropolis post. Does she have a new tattoo? I swear I don’t think that was there before.

I have the itch today, and only big braless boobs are going to scratch it. I’m sure some of you guys get that way, too.

I’m glad you’re here, scratching your itch with me today. If you’re in the mood, you can time travel all the way back to 2007 and check out Jessica.

Also, some of the video links to my riveting expose on Giada’s nips didn’t seem to be working, so I refreshed a few things on that page.

We shouldn’t get too far down the road of updates today without me revisiting, brushing up on, touching just briefly (ya like what I’m doing there?) the topic of braless crotch shots.

Now I know some of you are whine about this lady. She might need a shower and a little make up. And those melons look slightly dehydrated. But you have to love the availability of cleavage both at the top and the bottom.

And finally, dayum. I am in love with this chick.

Big wide smile. Big gorgeous eyes. Giant hooters that are barely restrained in this tanktop. And those pokies? Get the fuck out of here! I bet she has big pink nipples, and those pokies just make me want to roar like a lion.

I think looking at hooters raises testosterone and increases male health. And probably female health too. I’m going to start a study to research this.

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