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Okay, well I don’t actually know who Edyta Sliwnska is. I could look her up, but honestly it’s almost 11pm where I am and I don’t really care. What I do care about, well – there’s actually two somethings. And they are very prominent in these pics. Not because she is well-endowed or buxom or large of breast. But because she is dressed like a slut. Yep, let’s face it Edyta whoever you are – and I’m not just trying to be a jerk, dear – but the way you’re dressed is only fit for a) bedtime, or b) slutty public display. Congrats, you’ve made it to BralessBlog

Instead of pulling a wikipedia stunt and trying to figure out who she is and why she’s famous, I’m just gonna make something up, okay? She is Kathleen Turner’s daughter and starred in a remake of the famous movie Body Heat. She’s in Body Heat II with Michael Douglas, who in between geriatric ocular correction surgery and sexual addition therapy decided to hook up with little Ms small boobies in this new role.

I opened a Twitter account. Might as well try to enter this century, right? I think you guys can follow me here
http://twitter.com/Braless

It really isn’t that hard to drive me crazy. You can drive slow in the fast lane, hum along to your itunes song when you are sitting beside me in public, or you can dangle your braless boobs in my face. If you are pretty, that’s a plus. But not really required. If you’ve never heard about Hayley Marie, let me explain. Hot blonde. Kind of cool, icy, not like “ooh, me luv you long time.” Smoking hot natural body. Likes to wear lingerie but knows when to leave the bra off. And send me pictures in the mail. which drives me cuh-razee. Dang it woman, leave my mind!

More Anna Paquin pics. And by that I mean her with no bra. I know, I’m sort of obsessed with her now that she came out and admitted she likes to carpet munch. But even still, spreading her legs on some sandy beach as she swings from the sky like a braless amazon? You know that’s going to get posted here – you know it.

Just because I don’t know who they are, just because they don’t fit neatly into a category, just because you don’t see them on your street corner or your television doesn’t mean we shouldn’t cover them here on bralessblog. By cover, I really mean covet. Drool upon. Fantasize about. Get lost in ze cleavages.

I saw the movie Confessions of a Shopaholic this weekend. Too cutesy even for a wimp like me, but there was that two hours of awesome Isla Fisher footage. You may remember her as that crazy sex-addict from Wedding Crashers. I did not remember little Isla having such mucho boobies, but she did have a kid not too long ago so maybe they are still in a state of maternal tumescence. She has a few lines and wrinkles on her face but holly mackerel does she have a skinny perky little body.