Yeah, it’s been awhile since I posted. Sue me. You get what you pay for, lol. I’ve been busy pedaling my perversion on other internets. So anyway, Lily Allen has me all confused. First of all, there’s the whole sexy referee thing. Ref’s ain’t supposed to b sexy. So she needs to cut it out before she causes a short circuit in my brain. If the next time I watch a football game I start thinking about heavy eye makeup and stockings and garters, we’re gonna have a real problem. And then there’s the laws of physics. Does she have that suit glued to her boobs? How does it keep from popping open, how do they keep from dropping out?
