Sofia Milos and Superbra Prescription

is enough to make us twitch.  You know when you are on your way home and you stop by Starbucks for like the 3rd time?  And you know you don’t need any more caffeine, but you do it anyway?  That’s the kind of herky-jerky feeling Sofia gives everybody.  What a milf.  A quick internet search shows she’s 41.

With no bra on, Sofia looks rather rambunctious. A braless, rambunctious 41 year old who is wealthy? Where do we sign up?

If Sofia were your mother, even if you were a girl, you would never be able to sleep with anybody.

Don’t get us wrong, we’re glad Sofia runs around with her nips poking out. But if Sofia were our mom, we’d try to get her to put on a bra. Maybe a Superwoman Bra like this would be applicable.

I think my favorite photo of her is this one. It’s somewhat candid, a bit of a surprise photo taken of her with one of her friends when her pokies are blatantly obvious and she’s laughing at her own braless state…
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Previously on Nipplewatch:
Sofia Milos – What an Increidble Hottie

Update:

I might be kinda sorta in love with Sofia Milos. Or at least her boobs. Her 48 year old boobs.

I’m starting to think they are fake, so in that way perhaps her boobs aren’t as old as the rest of her?

I don’t want you guys to start thinking I’m milf-crazy. She is hot, and she happens to be 48. Also, nice boobies. So yeah, she’s mega-milfesque, but that’s secondary to the hotness.

She is Italian/Greek, which means she either gets the wookie bush trimmed/waxed frequently, or lets it grow to her knees. That’s how those greek girls are. Arm hair too, like Alyssa.

She was born in Switzerland, then moved to Rome.

She acted in a number of films between 1992 and 2013, none of which I recognize. And she was active on television shows all the way through 2017. I don’t own a television, too poor. Sometimes I go to Walmart and watch the ones on the shelf though.

http://www.sofiamilos.com/

Her website says she loves beautiful things. Hey, that makes two of us.

She likes to work out. She does push-ups while I’m underneath her, kickboxing when I stalk her, and pilates when I’m in prison and can’t touch her stretchpant-clothed booty.

Various websites list her as 5’8” tall, 140 lbs, with an enhanced 34-C. I don’t know if I believe any of that. I think her boobies are bigger than that.

Although she usually plays a tall Greek goddess onscreen, she is apparently private and doesn’t like to talk about her personal life. I think she married a dude named Alessandro Martorana in 2007. Does that dude design shoes? Maybe he is still her husband, maybe not. I’m sure he doesn’t not pleasure her as much as my studly self.

Scratch that. I found an interview that was posted recently where she says she wants to find Mr. Right. Clearly, she is on the hunt for my fine awesomeness.

Hoping for a hot sister, I searched around for Sofia’s siblings. Dang it, she only has one brother by the name of Pino Milos. That is so close to Penis Milos that it makes me cackle.

I don’t think she has any kids, possibly because she wanted to keep her figure trim and her vagina tight. Wait, did I say that out loud?

She has some curly, greekish hair

I think any post would be better with some Sofia Milos videos. How about film off her cleavage??

Her instagram account appears to have 20k followers:
https://www.instagram.com/sofiamilos/?hl=en
11.6k followers

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