Madeline Zima is the 23 year old actress from The Nanny and Californication. I’m not sure if she’s married, but probably not. In fact, I bet she doesn’t have a boyfriend. The reason I say that is because she isn’t pregnant. Any girl that looks that fresh and perky and is famous and semi-rich would need like eight forms of birth control in order to keep herself from getting impregnated. Madeline and her sisters have been in the Hollywood industry for years. Sometimes she calls me dirty names in bed, but I just remind her that sticks and stones can break my bones but words can only engorge me.
Who would’ve thought a few years ago that today we’d be serving up delicious pics of a braless Mandy Moore? She is a real cutie: sweet, petitie, and has some talent. I think these photos were taken during some kind of magazine shoot. Actually, I just looked her up on Wikipedia and she is 25. WTF, I would’ve guessed like 20. She has dated Andy Roddick (tennise star) and Wilmer Valderrama (soccer star). This seems to suggest a pattern – she likes sporty athletic dudes. So what I’m saying is, I still have a chance. If I shaved all the hair off my back and got a tan, she might think I was a sexy beast. And we could go on a date. Neither one of us would wear a bra, it would be great.
