I’ve had my eye on LeAnn Rimes since way back in 2006. She seems like a sweet gal. Plus, she has an interesting chest. Sorry, this is just the way I am – a guy who notices girls who go braless. LeAnn recently did some kind of press release or maybe it was an interview where she talked about having psoriasis. The thought of getting down and dirty with little LeAnn and getting kind of scratched up or flaked on by rough skin patches is less than awesome. But still, she is might dang cute isn’t she? One time I had a girlfriend I was dating who was drop-dead gorgeous but she had bad breath. I mean like consistent halitosis. She would brush her teeth, fix her hair, spray her perfume on, give me a kiss, and gross me out. I still dated her for awhile. Some things are forgivable.
I know it seems like I’m a little obsessed about Sofia Milos. It’s hard not to like a Milf with great boobies. She is such a chipper little cheerleader. Every time I see her she has a big grin on her face. No gothic frowns or grumbles from this lil ms sunshine. She manages to turn this blouse and skirt into a sensual exploration of her sexy body. I bet if I took her to the pool, she would wear a one piece swimsuit and every dude in the place would drop their jaw and drool. You don’t need a thong when you have Milos action. Of course I could wear a thong, but when I do that it chafes my cheeks.
Jessica Simpson knows her body, she has been staring at it in the mirror (and touching it, and feeling it, and maybe kissing it?) for the last 30 years or so. When people talk smack about her being too flabby when she gets up on the stage, I’m sure it hurts. She knows she is a round kinda gal. Obviously, this motivates her to get out and burn a few calories.
She is pretty tough. Despite the fact that she manages to make it look easy, look light on her feet, I know it isn’t easy to jog with girls like that in your sweater. I don’t personally have D-cups, but I have been blessed with abnormally large testicles. Any time I jog, they clank together, flop around, trip me, sometimes drag the ground. I’m very sympathetic to her plight. I would be happy to help her by holding them up while she runs.
