Keri Russell

Keri Russell was apparently famous for winning some Golden Globes for starring in a TV series called Felicity. I saw her in Mission Impossible 3, and I’m sort of semi-embarrassed to say I saw her with Adam Sandler in Bedtime Stories. Keri is very pretty, but her body isn’t curvy enough to make me drool. Hey, some guys like the stick girls. I don’t what it is about here smallish bosom, but she tends to run around with those things pointed at people. Not really hard to find braless pics of her on the net. Do you guys/gals like her with straight hair or curly hair? Or do you even care?

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Shades of Gray Pokies

This chick is looking cool with her big block shades on and her nips poking out of her gray blouse. I think her sweater is meant to cover up her prominent areolae, but wouldn’t you know it plans just didn’t work out. I think there is some window shopping going on, thank you mr shopping god for your divine intervention and distraction. That little slice of skin above her skirt is very interesting. I think I can kind of see some black lace panties riding up in one of those pictures. Makes my head spin. The way she sticks her hand down her skirt makes me think of Al Bundry in Married With Children. Remember how he would sit down on the couch to watch TV and stuff his hand down his pants? Except she makes it look a little sexy when she does it…

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Wedding Dress Nips

I know, it’s not really a wedding dress. She isn’t the bride, just a participant. Sorry, my wedding terminology is not so great. She is cute and ritzy and blonde and uh erect. Little do all of the onlookers realize, women all get hot and bothered at weddings, but a give them a few years after the wedding and good luck getting some action.

If you have photos of an authentic bride in an authentic wedding dress (special request: white satin) with some serious pokies, you better contact me. I will post your pics right here and you will be instantly as rich and famous as I am.

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Ripped Kelly Rippa

Holy crap, Batman. Kelly Rippa is ripped. She must workout like a fiend. She would be the next Weight Watchers spokesman, but a) she’s so busy doing Electrolux commercials she has no extra time, b) she would be accused of being anorexic and have no connection whatsoever to the pudgy audience she was trying to reach. I don’t mind here age, I like her body (especially those big pythons she’s sporting), but seriously man… the belly button thing has me freaked out. I can just imagine taking her to some swanky restaurant or party and she’s in a silky dress and the light is just right and bystanders start to wonder if she has a little peepee sticking out of her flat tummy. I’m not trying to be cruel, or an A-hole, I’m just saying. That is a big prominent belly button and I try not to look at it myself.

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