Maria Menounos Bikini Pokies

When I looked in the archives, I didn’t even remember this post from 2006 about Maria Menounos. She is no spring chicken, she is 33 years old, but when you rock a body like that, you appear more youthful that’s fo sho. It’s not like she got beautiful overnight, she actually won Miss Massachusetts Teen USA back in 1996. She has done some journalistic stuff, but honestly she is best known for being smoking-ass hot. These bikini pics do a fair job of capturing her in all her glory. I can’t help but move down (as I ogle her body) to the uh crotch area where we some, well, pretty much everything. Maria girl, if you don’t want us to stare, don’t get it wet and clingy and then sling it around on a public beach. And even when you do, if you stay away from the photographers with the really loooong lenses, horny dudes like me will have to stick to your red carpet and promo photos instead of getting up close and personal with every pore on your labia and aureola. Now, maybe you don’t mind, I know I don’t, but I’m feeling very slightly like I’ve just taken advantage of you, and I need a post-coital smoke.