Kate Upton Prefers Braless

You are going to think I’m making this up. But I’m serious. This was really and truly reported in the news. Kate Upton actually said it.

Curvy model Kate Upton advises going braless to downplay big breasts.

The ‘Sports Illustrated’ model is famed for her generous assets. Kate embraces her frame, although there are times when she wants to blend in with the crowd.

“Honestly, to be very open about it, I feel like my boobs can be too much if I’m wearing a bra,” she said. “Sometimes I want them to be a little more downplayed, so braless works better.

Well she certainly got one thing right – “braless works better.” I have no idea why she thinks going braless is somehow going to draw less attention to her. She has mega mumbojumbos. When those girls get to bouncin around, every guy in a two block radius is going to be on a ball bearing head swivel. Much less when she gets a little pokie action going.

She reminds me a little bit of Ivanka Trump. These big-boobied blondes are pretty much driving me crazy. I’ve been crazy for awhile, with a slope that is increasing, which means it’s parabolic maybe. But whatever, they aren’t helping.