Amateur Pokies, Braless D-Cups, Braless Tanktops

Oh Breasts I Groan to You

December 31, 2012 Mr. Pokies

Yeah, more groaning about breasts. They are one of my favorite body parts. Basically indispensable when it comes to entertainment and arousal.

Karen is built mega big. She has those gooped-up eyes that I just can’t resist. Sorry, I grew up in the 80’s looking at girls with big hair and lots of eye makeup. That tanktop would make her a perfect candidate to come clean my house. And maybe not wear anything else. You can find more on her here if you are so inclined.

That is one NICE green sweater. If all ladies wore these, I would get along just fine. This would probably only work in the winter time, or in fairly chilly climates, cuz sweaters are hot. Ask me how I know. It’s because I’m always wearing one, even when I take my shirt off. It’s a hair sweater. Gotta do something about my back. So anyway, now that I really study it, this particular sweater is so thin, she might stay reasonably cool even in July.

And one more… we might as well admire this girl’s abs. And those pokies too, of course. I’m just saying we should give her a little credit for not eating like a glutton, and do her the favor of slobbering on I mean commenting on her abdominals.

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Purple Braless Amateurs

December 26, 2012 Mr. Pokies

I guess the title of the post is a bit redundant. Do we really have to distinguish between braless amateurs and braless professionals? And if so, what are the criteria? If it’s like college sports, once you start making money for it, you are considered a professional and you must quit the amateur ranks. Not to sound sexist, but many women (if not most) make money off their bodies or their looks. I mean, men take care of women because ultimately, they are captivated by the cleavage. Or uh some other body part.

In this case, purple I think is a very regal color. First we have the purple tanktop, which very clearly demonstrates the lack of the bra. Those nipples look a little puffy, perhaps ready for a nibble or nosh. With her crazy international buttons, and her spiffy tortoise shell sunglasses, and her furrowed brow, she seems to be saying: I am a little sweaty, and my cleavage is aching for your touch, so please jump my bones and strip me naked and make sweet love to my dryer lint right here on the cobblestones.

Then we have a purple outfit, which thankfully includes a purple miniskirt. I personally am a big fan of the miniskirt. It seems very liberating. You can get right up in there with a finger or ahh other appendage. You will have to ignore the kooky birds (wtf?) in the photos, as well as the body hair. This girl isn’t hirsute like our friend Jennifer Love Hewitt, but she certainly has a downy thistle.

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Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Boobies

December 25, 2012 Mr. Pokies

See, I knew Jennifer Lawrence had c-cups. Get ’em wet and dangle them around in a skimpy bikini and my eagle eye can spot every little millimeter of womanlyness. She looks a little bit goofy in these photos, and her body ain’t looking terribly athletic, but if you have seen her eyes you know I’m going gaga over her. She’s one of those chicks that won’t get you hot and bothered schlepping around the house in a sweatshirt with her hair in a frazzle, but will take your breath away in Prada on the red carpet with a little lipstick on. Plus, she’s a wealthy Hollywood star and I would let her buy me some Christmas presents. Merry Christmas by the way. I would let Jenny be my little elf. I’d even let her wear a santa hat while I nookied her doggy style while I groaned like an abominable snowman. I’m gonna have to google her to see if I can find any more movies to see her in over the Christmas holidays. Maybe she does some lingerie stuff, or tongues a banana.

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Maria Menounos Flashes Braless Cleavage

December 24, 2012 Mr. Pokies

After twelve long months of not looking at Maria Menounos’s wet bikini boobs (and, to be perfectly honest, her critchety crotch too), I am having withdrawal pains. Well, not totally true. I was staring at her boobs during Dancing With the Stars. Those are probably C-cups. I would like to give them the PALM test to be sure, but probably all-natural C-cups. You’ll have to excuse her gigantic mane of hair that makes her look like some kind of horny, smiling tigress. I’ve seen her look much hotter, but dang when those boobs are on display you gotta stop and smell the roses.

You gotta admit, she looks pretty elegant, if you just ignore the hair. She probably smells good too. All stilted up on those heels. They would stay on, oh my yes I would have her keep those heels on when I ripped that zillion dollar dress off her and dove right in. I generally like babes with blue eyes, well shoot I just like babes period, but with Maria’s brown eyes she has this wounded doe who is sexy and about to scream while she cums look. If I’m really lucky, she will stumble across this post one day on the interwebz and realize I am the one for her and she will contact my ~~pastor~~ agent about getting me in touch with her.

I wanted to add in some more snaps of Maria doing her boobie thing in a dress. You don’t mind do you? Haha.

She appears to be climbing out of some kind of exotic car for a party or a red carpet event here. You can see her ticket in her hand, and her little purse, and her overcoat. Thank god she’s not wearing that jacket, because the way she’s standing there we can very clearly see her boobs pushed together in the soft daylight, beckoning for us to motorboat them.