The ability to order online means that you no longer have to find a local store (that sells sextoys) and walk in there between the hours of 8a and 5p.
The internet also allows folks who wouldn’t normally be bold enough to go to an adult novelty store or go through a checkout lane with a perverted purchase to do so discreetly, with nobody the wiser.
There is some really cool stuff that has come out, from bluetooth remote access to virtual reality to artificial intelligence hummers!
It’s interesting how sometimes toys or technology developed for guys transfers over to females, or vice versa.
I have recently become a fan of grinding toys.
My girlfriend introduced one to our bedroom a few months ago. She flopped it onto the bed and used it while I watched. The grinding device she was using was called a Honeybunch, but that’s not the point.
I ain’t afraid to admit I like my taint played with. The “cock ring plus one” that I showed you in #10 in this post might have been my coming out party. Lots of straight guys who like boobs and drool over women like their butts played with.
So one thing led to another, and I tried a grinding toy called the “rocks off”. It was quite enjoyable, and led to a rather explosive ending.
It’s not penetrative, it’s just meant to rub and grind on. It has a rounded bulge on one side of the groove, and a ridged fin on the other side.
Although there are plenty of ways to skin this cat, after a bit of experimentation, I found the following set-up to be ideal:
1. I put the toy on a firm pillow.
2. I put the pillow right in front of my girlfriend with her legs spread.
3. I pour copious amounts of water-based lube on the toy.
4. I straddle the pillow and toy, with the round bulge on my taint and the ribbed fin on my butthole.
5. I grind on the toy while I’m penetrating my girlfriend.
It’s made out of silicone, which is a premium material that is easy to clean (quite necessary once I get through with it, trust me), and body safe with no crazy chemicals that can leach into my nether-regions.
Wow, let me tell you, this thing is incredible. Did I mention both sections vibrate, and can be controlled independently? Ohhh yeahhhhh.
Now look, I don’t always want something jammed between my buttcheeks or tickling my taint. I don’t roll this thing out of the sextoy drawer every single time. But it’s there when I want it, and I’m loving it.