Pool Boob Wiggle

There is a new dance sweeping the globe.

It’s called the Pool Boob Wiggle.

It’s really easy to do. You just drape your massive bare boobs with a bikini top that’s a bit too small. Then step two, you pop up out of the pool in a way that jiggles those melons around.

See – simple! Only two steps.

This gal is enough to make my eyes water. The sun has warmed her skin, the water is glistening off of all those curves. Her stomach is as flat as board. And the camera angle – four stars. She puts those things right in our face doesn’t she?

Speaking of face, she sort of reminds me of Milana Vayntrub in the face. But she’s probably a cup size bigger than Milana, yowza.

Hopefully she wasn’t at the community pool when she did this. Otherwise, lots of dads would’ve been losing their minds.