It is almost Christmas time, and since it’s been more than four long years since we gaped and gushed over Rhona Mitra braless, I’d say it’s time to hit it again. Not literally hit it, just metaphorically. Or maybe metaphysically. My point is, let’s look at her boobies and daydream. What she has been doing since 2007 is anybody’s guess.

Looking at her list of credits, she has been in some (snooze) boring stuff. There was that Shooter movie with Marky Mark. Judging by the look of those yummy braless boobs, and Marky’s track record, I’d venture a guess that he did hit it. Probably twice. He’s my hero. Oh, and Chuck Norris two. But for different reasons. Marky only hit it because Chuck said it was okay. Rona only bares her cleavage when Chuck gives her the nod.

I don’t know how Chuck keeps up with all these people, probably because he’s omniscient. Regardless, I’m dying to see a movie of Rhona Mitra braless and jumping rope, so if you’ve seen one give a brutha a tip please.

I think I like the crocheted looking top the best, the one in the pic where she’s mostly laying down. She seems to be calling to me… come lay down on top of me, nuzzle my soft breasts with your nose and beard stubble. Chuck said is was okay.

Jenny McCarthy is like the posterchild for why all hot women should pose for Playboy. She hit their radar in 1993, ended up making playmate of the year, then never looked back. She’s an actress, a game show host, an author, and even for a 39 year old, she is insanely hot. She was a nursing student when she posed for the magazine (she needed a little extra dough). I can only daydream about her wearing a little white hat and tending to my every need. I swear I once heard Jenny, while doing something on her own cable television show, belch so loudly and so longly (you’re allowed to use that word when describing a massive playmate belch) that I instantly fell in love with her. I would love to study in depth the topic of whether or not her massive hooties were all natural when she first did that shoot for pboy so many years ago. Since then, I’m sure she’s had some work done to the girls, especially after she had a kid and experienced the post-maternal droopage. But I remember as a young lad staring at her golden globes in that Catholic school sweater (or I guess I should say OUT of that sweater) and thinking motorboat dreams.