Based on the ridiculous frequency with which Jelena Dokic prominently displays those beastly nipples, I think we can conclude one or more of the following facts:
1) she doesn’t mind showing off her pokies
2) she kind of likes it, ie “hey guys, check these out”
3) she can’t help it, ie “dang, no matter what I do these things can’t be contained
And let me clear something up, by “beastly” I just mean “big ones that tantalize me.” I in no way mean to infer I don’t like them or wish she would change the arrangement. I’ve noticed the sports channels actually arrange their camera angles and edit their footage to try and avoid showing Jelena’s girls to the public. Probably due to numerous calls from hysterical parents about offensive programming involving our favorite topic.
I never woulda’ thunk it, but here we have country music star Faith Hill braless and poking our eyes out. Ravishing isn’t she? In the one photo, her husband Tim McGraw seems to be saying “Wow, can you believe those pokies man?” At least I think that’s Tim McGraw, I’ve never actually seen the top of his head before. I assumed he was bald because he’s always wearing hats and bandannas to hide his chrome dome sort of like Brett Michaels. If it’s not Tim, it might be Spike Lee. Err, no wait that’s not right. Never mind, why am I babbling about dudes when we could be drinking in the sweet nectar that is Faith’s cleavage?
Ridiculous. That’s what I think when I see this. But the thought is sort of juxtaposed against: Wow, she looks incredible. I would eat that. Maybe she’s famous and I just don’t recognize her, but even still – she should be famous. And will be. Shoot, any girl who lands on these pages becomes famous. Welcome to stardom sweetie!
Okay, well I don’t actually know who Edyta Sliwnska is. I could look her up, but honestly it’s almost 11pm where I am and I don’t really care. What I do care about, well – there’s actually two somethings. And they are very prominent in these pics. Not because she is well-endowed or buxom or large of breast. But because she is dressed like a slut. Yep, let’s face it Edyta whoever you are – and I’m not just trying to be a jerk, dear – but the way you’re dressed is only fit for a) bedtime, or b) slutty public display. Congrats, you’ve made it to BralessBlog 🙂
Instead of pulling a wikipedia stunt and trying to figure out who she is and why she’s famous, I’m just gonna make something up, okay? She is Kathleen Turner’s daughter and starred in a remake of the famous movie Body Heat. She’s in Body Heat II with Michael Douglas, who in between geriatric ocular correction surgery and sexual addition therapy decided to hook up with little Ms small boobies in this new role.
