Some dude probably broke is expensive 100x digital camera when Kate Beckinsale walked by on a busy street. I first saw her in Pearl Harbor (the movie, not the monument) and totally fell in love with her. I’d have to bust out a calculator to determine how old I was at the time, but I clearly remember her stunning beauty. Honestly, her body is maybe a little too skinny for me, but I tell ya beggars can’t be choosers. If she showed up in a tight black leather suit like she wore in that one movie (Underworld?), I’d make her mine.
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Jessica Biel Soft Satin
Jessica Biel looks great in just about anything. She certainly has a fine bikini body. And a summer dress does her well too. These photos are of Jessica wearing a sexy white satin dress for a photo shoot for her upcoming movie Easy Virtue. This also stars Colin Firth and Kristin Scott Thomas. (You guys remind me to do a feature on Kristin Scott Thomas sometime ok?)
I saw her in the Illusionist and thought she did fairly well. I would love it if she did a few illusions in my house, maybe made our clothes disappear and then have us float horizontally in mid-air.
She is only 27 years old, but sometimes she seems much older. I bet she has to workout like a fiend to keep that booty on track. Treadmill and elliptical trainer, that’s my guess.
Megan Fox
What can you say about a beauty like Megan Fox? When a babe goes out on the red carpet like this with a thin silk dress and no bra, she is definitely not shy. Do you see her covering herself up or hiding from the paparazzi behind her costars? No sir. She right out there with the nips pointing the way.
Ms. Megan has a fabulous body, and I know how hard it is to follow these directions but: just for a minute, ignore her boobs and her body and check out her eyes. Are those contacts? Are the fake eyeballs? They are so blue they could burn a jet right out of the sky.
Bikini Time for the Pokies Fans
It is supposed to get up to about 100 degrees here today, and my neighbor was out yesterday in a pair of cutoff denim shorts and a bikini top washing her car. God bless bikinis and god bless dirty cars. This 100 degree crap I could do without, but sometimes you have to sacrifice to get some skin.
In the spirit of Summer and since we haven’t checked out any bikini action in awhile, I’ll hook you up. Some of these are from a bikini contest. These days, digital cameras are so powerful and have such good optics and zooms on them, it’s possible to get a level of detail that makes the bikini models cringe. Every little freckle, mole, and pokey is exposed.















