I hope you’re ready to see some amateur gals with their pokies showing! (P.S. – if you don’t know what pokies are, you’re on the wrong website)
A few nips here and there keep the Dr away, so click all you want and stay healthy.
Here’s some random pokies for ya. Sometimes we concentrate on celebrities to the exclusion of all our amateur babes out there. Gotta get everybody a little bit of love. I realize some of these gals have kind of busted faces, but whatya gonna do? Get up in the boobies and quit worrying about the mugs, that’s what I say. At least sometimes. Especially when I’ve been drinking. I was in a bar the other night and I cozied up to this gal who had a nice soft sweater on and some deep cleavage. She had crazy horse teeth, and her hair looked like she had driven to the bar on a motorcycle in a rainstorm, but you cannot deny tha boobs. I pretty much appreciate all female bodyparts, I’m perverted that way, but clearly I have some kind of deep-seated appreciation (fascination?) with mammary glands. I think it was because I grew up watching Wonder Woman, but that’s a post for another day brother. Just don’t let me see a girl with a gold headband, or all hell is liable to break loose.
It makes me very cheerful. A young gal, so willing to please, so clean and undefiled, so willing to stomp around the woods braless, with nips so hard and erect and unblemished by the effects of age and gravity that they threaten to tear open the very fabric of time itself. Killing the pokies, indeed. I get just a hint, just the briefest little suggestion as she slips her gray panties down off her hips that she has very recently been waxed and is smooth enough for a tootsie roll lickin. Those big brown eyes seem to be saying:
Hello, Mr. Photographer, would you mind taking my picture now that we’re deep in the woods behind my parent’s house and nobody much can see us and you are kind of getting aroused even though you’re supposed to be a professional? I know you said this was just a lingerie shoot, and to wear a thin sweater and no bra, but I kind of feel like taking my panties off. Um, so just keep clicking until I tell you to STOP okay?
I’m growing better looking and slightly more perverted as I age. We’ve been rocking this blog since what 2006? I’m not going to tell you who this lady is quite yet, but I will say that after moaning about babes for six years now, ya ain’t seen her before.
Well, one isn’t always enough. I can think of several instances where you’re gonna need more than one…
M&M’s
boobs
dollars
But sometimes one is just right. Take for example this post’s photo. This one single photo clearly demonstrates exactly what it is to experience bikini pokies. It is a gigantic pic, but we can classify these boobies as big instead of gigantic. Just fine if you ask me. Dee-lish if you ask me. That pose, with the arms over the head, and the cock of the hip blending into a perky curvy butt, and the wanton scowl that says “I just woke up from taking a nap while sunbathing on this beach, and I’m hungry, and I’m horny, and somebody needs to satisfy both of these requirements immediately”… that’s hot. If there were two pics, it would almost be like having two Ferraris in your garage. Which is to say, pretty cool, and something to brag about, but you might get in such a hurry to experience both of them, you could miss out on truly saving the one. So click on it, and bask in this gal’s glory. May she live forever in the annals of bikini babe history.
I’m suddenly left with a hankering for a delicious strawberry Frostee. Possibly one that is very cold and not watery at all and drizzled over a prominent brown nipple. Knowing my luck, I will probably bee sued for using the trademarked term frostee in the same paragraph as nipple. I’m willing to risk it. I couldn’t let these shots go to waste.
