Forget Barack. If I were president, I would declare National Pokies Day. We would hand out free ice cream to women who demonstrated their pokiness. Hell, we’d even hand out free ice cream to men too. Cuz I’m that cool. It’s not that I’d get turned on by men’s pokies, but I think it would help lighten the mood up a little, and we’d all stand a better chance of seeing some hot babes with nice racks.

Pokies are legitimately hard to ignore. When you stop by the grocery store to get your Ramen Noodles and your Bush Light and your copy of 4×4 Magazine, and you stumble across that little hottie in the Pepcid aisle, and she has the v-neck t-shirt on with no bra and pokies are evident, sure as the world you’re gonna drop your stuff.

This girl is rocking her ipod in a flesh-colored, translucent shirt, that could post as a great facsimile of a winning arrangement in a wet t-shirt contest. Man, you can see right through it. I probably shouldn’t post it since we have a very strict law against showing nudity (it makes things too easy). But hey, I’m here to see the hottest.

Oh, wow, stare into the light and you will be mesmerized by the unfettered boobies. That is one cute chic isn’t it? Those pokies are just what you need to end your date properly.

And while the quality of this pokies pic isn’t the greatest, you can see why it was included in today’s collection. It’s because she is hot enough to make you tongue a tobasco bottle and weep for joy. Son, when she look like that, turn the charm on. Do what daddy taught you, ok? You can go deer huntin later, make sure you wear the t-shirt without the ketchup stains, and try to impress her.

A long-time bralessblog reader writes to us to say

After I turned 40, I realized there was no going back. The girls aren’t getting any perkier, but thankfully they aren’t getting any smaller either. Guys tend to like my boobs a lot, as evidenced by the stares I get even in the most mundane settings. Sometimes at the gym, I like to wear a white sportsbra without a t-shirt. Guys just can’t stop leering at my pokies. I have pretty much decided not to wear a bra if a) I’m not exercising and don’t need the support, b) I’m not at work. Wearing a low-cut top and combining that with the braless look tends to guarantee that I won’t get nailed for speeding, at least in my small town. Even with my muffin-top and my frizzy hair, I tend to get a lot more free drinks than all my girlfriends when we go for a night out on the town. 2nd place goes to my friend Alice, who is an A-cup but knows how to use ’em. Anyway, thanks bralessblog for giving me plenty of entertainment, and for encouraging me to use my best assets and enjoy life a little.

See, we know what we’re doing. We are bringing joy to the lives of boob lovers (and boob owners) everywhere!

Let’s get right to it, shall we?

Ya look at some ladies and think, dang she is made for making babies. And if not for making babies, at least looking at and drooling over. This blondie, with her her daisy dukes, and her frilly purple halter top, and her puffy nipples – errt. Whoa. Stop right there. Did you say puffies? Yessirree bob, not only is she braless and maniacally hot, she is sporting some nips that defy all Euclidian geometry.

Reminds me a bit of this tubetop gal who may be in the top 10 fan favorites of all time.

On to lady number two, who is sporting a few sun spots in the cleavage, and a pair that is pointing just slightly south of perky. Hey, it can be excused, thanks to the dee-lish gray tanktop and the un-deeniable pokies. The little heart pendant might chip my tooth when I dove in there to get a little nip and taste, but I need some dental work anyway. Notice I did not say I need a dental dam. That is a different need, and I’d have to see just how clean she looks below da belt before I could decide on such a necessity.

If I had to guess, babe number 3 hails from some 90’s semi-porno shoot where she ended up taking the rest off and doing one of those y-maneuvers with her fingers to show off the um lips. You know what I’m talking about, you dirty perverts. She tosses those girls around haphazardly with a tanktop made of such thin material it just doesn’t stand a chance of making it through the boobie war.