I had every intention of posting a photo of this delicious babe sitting in her car and flashing her cleavage. But as you can imagine, I got distracted by her crotch.

That’s easy to do, in my defense, since her tiny little red panties are yanked so far up between her labia that she is practically flossing her teeth.

I am kinda picturing her going into her local Target store at lunchtime one day to buy her kids some new shinguards and cereal for tomorrow’s breakfast. Her crotch is probably fragrant, and her boobs are probably bouncing around bralessly. At least in my fantasy.

While I was at it, I updated Diora Baird’s post from back in 2006. I think I had watched her in Wedding Crashers fifteen years ago, and been so stunned by her boobies that I posted up a single photo of her. A decade and a half later, her boobs are still rocking it, and I thought she deserved a little of our attention.

While you’re at it, you can check out a really old Megan Fox post…

As perverted as I am, and as long as I’ve been posting stuff up here at BralessBlog, I guess I’ve never had the occasion to create a category for “underboob cameltoe”.

I mean, that’s a pretty narrow niche. I guess I can’t really create a category for every single one of my kinks. We would run out of space in the categories page.

Thank goodness we have a category for braless cameltoes, because it’s my latest obsession.

Can you believe this chick?

Those boobs are so in-my-face that I can both smell them and taste them. They aren’t huge, which in some ways makes them that much more achievable. I guess achievable is a dumb way to put it, since it seems really unlikely that I’m going to have them in my mouth any time soon.

But she wouldn’t be in this category if she didn’t have a cameltoe. Ah, yes, the old pudenda parter. The coozie cleaver. Tha slit splitter.

Speaking of real enough to smell, I can smell that thing considering she’s yanking her pants right into it.

There’s a rosebud in there that needs my teeth on it.

You probably see a logo somewhere in this pic. No, not the one for my website. I mean the one on her shirt.

It’s amazing these days how easy it is to market things. Grab some gal who likes to show off her stuff, get her to put your stuff on her social media while her underboobs are hanging out. I know I’m going to stare, and so are you. You’ll remember that logo for the rest of your life. Or at least the rest of the night.

Sweet dreams.

I know I haven’t posted much lately. So sue me. I’ve been busy. Who else do you think is going to clean up all these Cheetos and wash all these crusty sheets and stare at all these neighbor ladies with my binoculars through cracks in the blinds?

Besides, there are no less than 906 posts here on BB going back to 2006. There are some real gems. Don’t be lazy, go root around in the BB cellar and find some of the good ol’ days. Here, I’ll help…

From 2006: Amateur Asian Pokies
yellow shirt, really cute, want to suck tha’ nips
From 2012: Swimmer Pokies
who could keep their hand outta’ their pants looking at this swimsuit gal
From 2013: Braless Randomness
hotdamn, it’s hard to pick a fave isn’t it

Well, back to the present world, where I hope everyone has been whacking I mean staying at home and avoiding viruses. Ya’ll already know that I simply cannot resist a braless hunny who has some crotch action going on. I’m not talking about Giada, who seems to have a bulge down there that prevents me from ever ever looking away. I mean more like, you know, cameltoe.

This gal seems a little grumpy. Her hair is kind of hiding her face, and her lips are pouty in a “why are you making me lay on pillows on the floor and yank on my panties” sort of way. But hey now, let’s not get distracted by the wrong set of lips.

I want you to let your eyes run allll the way down to the other end. Where some other lips are lookin’ pouty.

Yowza, if she yanked those panties any further up they might get her pregnant. She might have to tell them thank you and offer them a cigarette. Such pleasant little aromatic bulges, they make my heart happy and my loins sing.

And, so much to look at, we aren’t done yet. She also happens to be in a tanktop, and her braless bewbs are showing just a hint of nipple. I think those things would jiggle when we started in with our perversions, don’t you?

Now that I have made dirty love to this girl on my screen and gotten my el-cheapo laptop sticky (again), I’ll give us a minute to recover with some entertainment. Let’s play What the hell is this, part 2. Part 1 was here, if ya missed it.

I’ll give you some hints, let’s see if you can guess it you dirty perverts…

1) Yes, as a matter of fact it is designed so you can do something… hands free.

2) It is easy to clean, which could turn out the be a very helpful features.

3) In reading the reviews, one person likes to use it during the festival and noticed lots of people staring at them.