Joanna Levesque, who you know as JoJo, sings her little heart out on a regular basis. She is twenty years old, but looks like she’s thirty-five. Sometimes the hard Hollywood living sort of takes its toll. Reminds me of Lindsay Lohan. She is part Native American, which explains those wicked bluish green eyes and her semi-exotic looks. JoJo is kind of known for be-bopping around wearing push-up bras that threaten to toss her girls all the way over her shoulders. But as you can see from these red-carpet pics, she occasionally gets the urge to go braless and bouncy.

I think she got her big break on Oprah’s show, but don’t worry we don’t plan to feature Oprah here on bralessblog anytime soon. Joanna’s mom swears she has a borderline Mensa-level IQ, which probably just means she’s a good mom and likes to brag about her kid. Regardless, I would like to probe the depths of Joanna’s mind (hey, I was really just wanting to use the word “probe” today).

For whatever reason, JoJo has a huge gay following. Nothing wrong with that. I just find it ironic that a cute little gal with such a hot and bothersome body can excite and titillate gay guys to the extent they howl with longing every time they see her tour bus go by. Hopefully, as JoJo ages, and her metabolism slows down, she doesn’t eat too many M&M’s and pudge out. Not that there’s anything wrong with a little pudge either, but we kinda like the way she looks now.

PS – don’t be trying to look up JoJo’s skirt in that first pic. You boys are so dirrrty!

Emmy Rossum is the smiliest 25 year old actress / singer that you’ve never heard of. That’s ok, because she’s rather cute when she smiles. Emmy is pretty buttoned-down, at least until she has a few drinks and waltzes out onto the red carpet. At that point, all inhibitions float away, as does her bra apparently. Here we see her in a very fashionable, dramatic, and classy dress that is thankfully punctuated by some bralessness. Thank you Emmy, for making us look twice. At first glance we thought, bah, just another Hollywooder who is a member of the screen actors guild and too stuck up to get a lil loose and party. Then we saw that you are running the girls free and your satin dress is very clingy and BLAM! we were starstruck. Emmy is or at least was doing Phantom of the Opera, which means the stuff she sings isn’t like the hip-hop and getting jiggy wif it stuff you’re used to. Opera is great, you should try it. Maybe while you’re in the shower? We would zoom out a bit and show Emmy pretty little legs too, but we can’t get enough of her made up face and bouncy chest.

Julianne Hough is known on some stages as one of the best ballroom dancers ever to boogie. She is known to some fans as a fantastic country singer. She is known in my pants as owner of the hottest, sexiest, most massively erotic blue eyes on planet earth. If you can for just one second get past the fact that her little b-cup boobies are sitting right there unsupported, uncupped, about to fall out of her cute little yellow dress which is slit damn near down to her knees, you will notice that her eyes are blue enough to freeze a glacier and awesome enough to prompt me to propose.

Yep, that’s right Julianne, it’s not your braless wantonness that inspires me to matrimonial lunacy, it’s those eyes that make me think of the Husky that bit my pinky toe off when I was eight years old. She is only 23 so really she’s too young to marry quite yet. I still have time to go out and get a degree in ophthalmology, and also a degree in dentistry, so that as I age and she ages right alongside me I can keep those perfect eyes and perfect teeth from degrading somehow and falling from the unattainable into the merely mortal category. Wow, imagine what she would look like in a halter top drinking a beer on the tailgate of my truck.

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