So I guess Kristin Cavallari has aged a bit since 2007 when we posted about her. Haven’t we all. 5 years in Hollywood can be a long time. You sort of have to multiply by an adjustment factor – not unlike calculating dog years. But she is still hot. And her boobs are still yummy. If her fame size was just a little bigger, she would look a lot like Britney Spears. She is not only dating Jay Cutler (the quarterback, not the bodybuilder) I hear they are expecting a baby. Congratulations to them, and congratulations to us. I firmly expect pregnancy will plump up those boobies, and we will scope out the pics and share them with our devoted readers. Now after the pregnancy is over, and they deflate -pshhhhh- like leaky balloons, conditions may warrant an “enhancement” by one of those expert Docs in Bevery Hills. Taking a look at her in this nude-colored dress makes me wonder why an insanely hot babe like her wouldn’t wear, you know like a bright color. Red, for instance. With some stripper boots and lots of eye makeup. Trashy is the new chic, if you haven’t heard Kristin. If you don’t like it, just tell Jay to come beat me up.

That is one very sexy bare shoulder I see there!

It’s an outrage that we’ve never cozied up to Blake Lively here at bralessblog. Man, there is no other phrase to describe this girl other than cute. Well, hot will also do. And sexy. She is 24 years old and note she is no waif of a girl. She’s about 5’10” tall and weighs a hefty 135 lbs. Let’s use hefty in a good way here, no hate mail please. She has the little B-cups going on, but c’mon now everybody’s boobies need some love. With that blonde hair and that impish grin, I’d be happy to motorboat the B’s.

When you see her in this royal purple pantsuit, with her jacket wide open all the way down to her stomach, two questions are likely to come to mind. Well, assuming your mind is pretty perverted like mine.
1) Where’d her bra go? Hey, she purposely chose to go braless here, she is trying to tell us something. Probably some subliminal motorboat messages?
2) If she has no bra on, might she also be missing her panties? Mmmm-mm, she looks deelish. Some women look just as hot in lingerie as they do nude. In Blake’s case, dangit I don’t care which, just get her in my bedroom quick. I promise to pick up the dirty socks and toss out the old pizza boxes – umm I mean protein drinks – before she gets here.

Another braless purple post you’ll want to check out.

Update:
Wow, she’s gorgeous. Here are a couple of photos of her on a NYC street with her nipples pushing out against a dress…

A clear view of a nipple printout on this purple dress…

It’s these photos of Blake and her (former?) boyfriend at the US Open that have convinced me that she actually has puffy nipples. You can clearly see the outline of her areola through her t-shirt. I like her braless look!

And how about Blake’s nipslip? She seems to be bending down to look for her lost phone charger in the car when that wayward nipple slips right out.

Update 2:
Here are a couple of photos of Blake braless in a purple romper. Wowzers, if this thing was unzipped any further her labia would fall out. It’s astonishing how well the material conforms to her boobs and nipples. I can see every freckle, hair, and vein like it was some kind of x-ray!

Megan Fox frequently schlepps around with her man, Brian Austin Green. I personally think any dude who is so pretentious he has to have 3 names in not worthy of my goddess Megan. She sometimes can look a little nextdoorish with a baseball cap and some grungies on while running out for coffee. But trust me, she just pulled her lingerie off and deflated her boobs and just a few minutes before she looked hot enough to scorch concrete. She has to tone it down a little bit when she runs out in public or else people have wrecks and stuff. Let’s cover why exactly I think she will one day rule the world:
1) She knows how to handle a gun
Megan likes to pick movies that, well, pay her. She probably won’t get nominated for any Oscar’s or anything anytime soon. Through no fault of her own of course, just because they can’t make a movie big enough for my girl. She typically ends up in action movies, where she punches guys in the nose and shoots at robots. Everybody respects women who have good aim. This is important.
2) Those boobies
Yep, I noticed them. You did too. Ever watch her running in that transformers movie where she’s trying to get away from some evil robot and she happens to be wearing a tanktop and the sun is glistening off of her heaving, bouncing breasts? I have it playing on a loop on my desktop. I can’t go to sleep during naptime without watching it. Just the right size, yum.
3) She knows she’s hot
This self-confidence will help her get votes in the presidential election, and help her conquer enemies who fly spy planes over here trying to photography her in a bikini.
4) She is Irish, French, and Native-American
A couple of those tend towards wookie-bush syndrome, but in her case, she shaves that beav bald so no worries. But that combination is exotic and makes me daydream.
5) She can shoot lasers out of her eyes
Not unlike Melissa Archer, those blue eyes are fierce. She flashes them around, and guys all over the world fall under a spell in which they pull out their wallets and drop them at her feet. Look at em. Blue. Icy. Wonderful.