No, I don’t know Samantha Escobar. And no, I don’t generally visit lipgloss or thegloss or whatever the website is. But this braless article was posted just a few hours ago, and I had to comment on it.

The gist of it…

This girl Samantha starts off talking about the difference between sexy and sophisticated, and trashy. Then she digresses into talking about her 34D boobs. Which, as you can imagine, is very distracting. How are we supposed to follow the story if she is throwing out there the fact that she built like a brick shithouse?

She describes the pain and suffering she’s endured due to wearing an improperly sized bra, and how much better her life was when she discovered a better fitting one. And them BAM, upon some friend’s advice she tries to go braless. And she is in ecstasy. Me too! Everybody likes braless, right?

Then, I tried going totally braless at their suggestion. Both of these friends also have relatively large breasts close to my size, so I trusted their opinions though I was simultaneously terrified I’d look ridiculous without a bra on. They assured me, though, that I wouldn’t regret it. So this time, when I found a shirt I couldn’t wear a bra with because it would show too much or look silly, I decided to just opt for no bra. IT WAS AWESOME. Free boobin’ it is, to me, one of the most comfortable things in the world now.

Heh heh, sweet. And I mean that in the most admiring, creepy guy on the internet sense. Seriously, don’t talk about your braless boobs unless you want a website like bralessblog to pick up on it and rebroadcast it to 12k visitors per day. And then there are the comments:

Wearing a bra is less about perceived sluttiness and more about comfort after a certain size (and age). I used to be fine without a bra, but now it just hurts after awhile.

My lips, your boobs. All the support you need, sweetie.

Anyway, my point is, well as usual I don’t have a point. But if I did, I would say listen ladies you don’t need permission to go braless from some faceless lady on some goofy website where they don’t even seem to promote lewd comments and horniness. If you get the urge, gohead. And snap photos and send them. Or call me.

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Take them off, and you’ll be free. That’s what I’ve been telling women for years. Braless is good, c’mon everybody chant with me. Well, here’s an interesting take on it:
Bras Liberate Women from Sex Slavery
CNN has this thing going where thousands of hot women who have too many bras donate them to the cause. The bras are then shipped to some third world country, where a) bras are kind of scarce, b) bras are a pretty hot commodity, c) women are maybe not all that hot and have hairy armpits. Anyway, ladies in these countries receive the thousands of bras, and then sell them, make a bunch of money, and retire on easy street. Or at least they no longer have to worry about getting sold into sex slavery and being sucked into some vortex of poverty.

The lady says her house is inundated with bra donations:

“He was constantly moving boxes out of his way to access his tools,” Langas said. “Down in the basement is where he keeps his table saw and other large tools, so besides having to move boxes, he would suffer a scolding from me from getting sawdust all over the bras!”

An interesting idea…

A shipping container would cost $6,500; money she says she just doesn’t have. When she hears about people traveling to Mozambique, she asks them to take an extra suitcase with them, filled with bras. But her goal is to raise enough money to ship all of them.

Perhaps I should begin donating my time to bra transportation. Do you think I would be marked by the federal agents for extra careful pat-downs and cavity searches if I became known as the Bra Transporter?

I knew it! Bras are bad for you. I’ve been trying to tell that to people for years, but nobody will listen. I told the lady standing in line behind me at the grocery store last night that she should set her breasts free and reap the health benefits, and she just murmured something about me being a pervert and whacked me over the head with her purse. From a devoted reader John, who sent this in via an NBC News Special Report…

Once considered a necessary undergarment, bras today lend more than just support and they have become a fashion statement! But some medical experts say the bra you wear every day could be bad for your health! 7’s Sophisticated Band together looks into the possible link between bras and breast cancer.No longer just hidden under shirts, Victoria’s Secret brought the bra out into the open, making it a real fashion statement. But could a woman’s bra actually be dangerous to her health?

“Our research has shown that the bras issue, we believe is the leading cause of breast cancer”, said Sydney Ross Singer, who wrote a book about what he believes is a link between breast cancer and bras. “In fact to look at breast disease and ignore bras is like looking at foot disease and ignoring tight shoes,” said Singer. Singer’s center conducted a study involving five thousand American women, half had breast cancer. They looked at past behavior, including how tight the bras were and how long the women wore them. Here’s what they found: Women who wore a bra for 24 hours a day, had a 3 out of 4 chance of developing breast cancer. If a bra is worn 12 hours a day, there was a 1 in 7 risk. And women who didn’t wear a bra had about the same rate of developing breast cancer as a man. Continue reading Deadly Bras →