If you love catching celebrity nips and pokies as much as me, you’re probably obsessed. But seriously, enjoy over a decade of delicious celeb coverage (or should I say uncoverage) by yours truly!
Yep it’s been awhile since we took a look at Mandy Moore. I have no clue what’s she’s been up to since 2009, but her looks haven’t exactly deteriorated. She looks like a porcelain goddess. What’s up with the white silk shirt with no bra? Is she wacko? She knows her pokies are going to cause guys and maybe some gals to crash out on the street. Granted, she’s a b-cup so those girls aren’t likely to give her a black eye.
And then we have Alicia Keys boinging down the beach. That first pic is practically see-through, her bikini top is lookin kinda thin and wet. I’m assuming she’s a mom, cause those nipples look like they have won a war or two. I don’t get the velour pants. I don’t want to sound like I’m casting aspersions or making assumptions on account of race (I’m much too politically correct for that), but women of color love their damn velour pants. It has to be a whole ensemble, the pants with the zippered hoodie. You guys know what I’m talking about right? They sell those suity-suits at Wal-Mart, most of my dates wear them, but I would guess Alicia buys hers somewhere a bit more expensive. Who knows where the top went, her nipples probably tore it to shreds during the first mile and she was kind enough to toss it in a wastebasket.
We might as well rock some Jennifer Aniston action. She may be like 50 years old and look like a wrinkly sourpuss in a couple of these pics, but go an admit that you could give a flying fart at a rolling donut. If you’re like me (and trust me, be glad you’re not) you would rejoice and dance the happy jig just to sniff the lint out of Jen’s dryer screen. Not that a rich lady like herself has dryer lint. She probably wears her clothes once and throws them away.
Note: I keep pilfering her garbage hoping to find some used granny panties. So far, no luck. What could she be doing with those things?
Bra or no bra, Jen is always rocking the pokies. Ya don’t have to search to find pictures of her nips, they are always present. Everybody noticed it on Friends, but all her friends were too polite to mention it. Not me. If I ever met her, I would cheerfully say “Hi, Jen! Nice pokies ya got there!” If she slapped me or whatever that would be fine I guess.
So keep in mind it’s not that she is getting old and wrinkly. It’s that fact that she can slip into a tanktop at any time and bring you to your knees blubbering like a horny whale.
I only know Rosamund Pike from the brief stint she did as a Bond Girl a few years ago. Any girl that does James Bond film automatically achieves some kind of unapproachable status in my book. Course, that’s pretty much every girl. Even though I’m a golden haired god, my teeth are green and sometimes I forget to shower. One time I jumped in the neighborhood pool and all the kids scattered. I think it had to do with the big cloud of slime that washed off me. All this seems to conspire against me when it comes to winning over average girls, or girls as hot as Rosamund. She has little boobies, honestly, but she is sooo free with them. Like, every picture I see of her she is running around with cute pokies just waiting for me to brush up against her while I talk to her about changing the oil in her car. Or fixing her flat. Or pumping her gas, or whatever.
I’m pretty sure she got naked (at least topless) in Fracture with Anthony Hopkins.
Welp, you caught me. No, not dallying my dilly with a tub of vaseline at my feet and a noose around my neck like that one kung fu guy. I was googling. I didn’t know who Carla Gugino was, and I was eager to find out. Unfortunately, the couple of links I found did not tell me how big her boobs are (I’m guessing D-cups) or where exactly she got them at. Pretty much everything listed in her portfolio of movie and television shows was a mystery to me. So that explains why I don’t know anything about her or don’t remember seeing her before. Really she reminds me – to the extent she is a spitting image – of Rachel Weisz. Why I’ve never dedicated a post or a dilly dally to her either is beyond me. What a crappy webmaster I am.
Rachel has gotten nekkid in a few movies over the years. I found them, I watched them, it was good. If you want more details just contact me and I’ll point you in the right direction. Of course I won’t post anything here because we are dedicated to driving our fans and ourselves crazy with wanton lust by teasing us with non-nude material.
It’s amazing I can stick to that, isn’t it? What discipline it requires when you’re talking about a baby with Carla Gugino’s rack (and pokies)!
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