Category Archives: Celebrity Pokies

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Celebrity Pokies

Lynda Carter Braless Pokies

June 30, 2013 Mr. Pokies

You guys already know I like Lynda Carter, aka Wonder Woman. Here she is sporting a tanktop (or whatever this thing is called), a pair of natural D-cups, and some pokies.

Update 1:
Here’s another shot of Lynda. In this one she is wearing a white blouse that appears to be, err, see-through. Of course she has the top three buttons undone, and we allll know what that means. I’m not sure what to think about those nipples. Is this fake? She might as well be nude.

Lynda Carter Nipples?

And this photo was clearly taken on the set of Wonder Woman. This little white outfit she’s wearing suggests the scene was shot on the mythical island of Lesbos. Wait, is that what they called it? The island where Lynda and all the Amazon ladies lived by themselves and presumably helped each other out with the magical lesbian scissors?

As a kid, watching Lynda twirl her way through each show was enough to make my eyes roll back in my head. If there was even a hint of nipple, it was enough to put me in the bathroom for an hour.

Some misc cleavage and boob pics:

Update 2:

Update 3 (video):
This clip is one I haven’t seen before. A little braless bathing suit action from Lynda!

Update 4:
I really like this photo that shows off Lynda’s boobs in what seems to be a white nurse’s outfit.

This prompts more than a few fantasies about a blue-eyed Lynda taking care of me, nursing me back to health.

Not that I’m unhealthy. All that peanut butter and cheez whiz keeps my arteries well-lubed and ready for action.

And here are a pair of photos from a few years ago showing a very braless Lynda in a pink dress with nipple pokies. I love these photos, but they are semi difficult to find. If you know of any higher-resolution copies, feel free to message me.

Some wet swimsuit pokies here. This is practically an x-ray vision shot that allows us to see just a hint of droop to her beautiful boobies…

And here’s Linda in lingerie that is also a bit seethrough…

Update 5:
And finally for this update, some shots of those “wonder” tits in various dresses…

Update 6:
Some of the images above were apparently from Lynda’s appearance on Starsky and Hutch. From what I can tell, the producers pretty much forbade her from wearing a bra on that show. Here are all of the braless scenes, in HD!

Update 7:
I know these screenshots are pretty small in size, but it’s a good view of Lynda’s pokies from the above video…

Update 8:
Here are a few more gems. The first is of Lynda in a button-up sweater and no bra. You can just see a hint of nipple see-through, and a hint of a pokie.

This photo is a bit of an “oops” where Lynda is caught smoking a cigarette with her top unbuttoned dangerously low, and her massive, braless boobs glimpsed through the hem.

And lastly, here’s a shot of Lynda posing with her arms up. As pretty as she looks, it’s her huge boobs that are taking center-stage, because her sleeveless sundress just can’t contain them.

Update 9:
I stumbled across this amazing signed photograph of Lynda Cater with her see-through lace top unbuttoned and I swear you can see her nipples:

Lynda Carter Nipples (again)

Update 10:
A candid photo of Lynda looking busty and beautiful in a hoodie

And a downblouse pic where we can daydream about those yummy boobs:

Braless D-Cups, Celebrity Pokies

Emmanuelle Chriqui Freaky

March 31, 2013 Mr. Pokies

I haven’t posted anything about Emmanuelle Chriqui since 2007, which is absolutely unforgivable. This little gal must be Armenian, cause she has the dark eyebrows that suggest a crazy wookie bush if left untrimmed. Not that she would do that, my girl has a little landing strip just as sure as my name is Zeus. She is still looking very young and chipper. And she’s wearing some kind of shiny-ass wrap that emphasizes her curves. Very flat stomach, very cute cheek dimples, very big bust.

You can kind of see some pokies, but we already knew she was braless. Why on earth would you even bother to go to a red carpet event in Hollywood wearing a bra if your name was Emmanuelle? She has brown eyes, and I wash they were blue. Also, her arms are just a tad flabby. But c’mon, ya’ll know I’m just being picky. In reality, I would worship the ground she walked on if she would just give me a little biscuit of attention.

Incidentally, I don’t know who the old hag is she’s standing there with in the one pic. I don’t mean to ruin it for you, but hey maybe she isn’t wearing a bra either in which case even at her advanced age, we just can’t bear to keep her outta here.

Celebrity Pokies, Crazy Nips

Olivia Munn Pokie Madness

February 25, 2013 Mr. Pokies

It’s been far too long since we ~~juked on~~ blogged about Olivia Munn. I gotta admit, she looks more scrumptious in the pics we posted back in 2011 than in the pics below. More wanton, and slutty, and ready to scream like a banshee while she bounces in the sex swing. But the thing about it is, those pokies are epic. I’ll be thinking about those even after I pass out from a combination of booze, cheetos, and masturbation. Every single person she came in contact with the night she wore this dress had to have been thinking

Oh, it’s Olivia Munn again. She is such a boring airhead. I guess I will have to stand here and talk to her. Maybe I can distract her by pointing to the flaming filet mignon and then – HOLY CRAP! Look at those nipples! She could cut glass with those things. I have to text my boy Jason and tell him to come over here and check out Olivias boobs. This nutso. What is she thinking, she can’t wear something like that. I’m liable to lose control and pinch them. Wait a second, are they real?

Also, I don’t know why she refuses to bleach her teeth. I like my rich, braless Hollywood babes to have pearly white chompers. If she wants to smoke, or fails to brush, or maybe has bad genetics and like her mom is from England, whatever I don’t care. Bleach yo teeth. Dingy gray ain’t gonna cut it. In the meantime, just smirk or smile with your mouth closed so I don’t get a glimpse of those things and ruin in for myself.

Braless D-Cups, Celebrity Pokies

Minka Kelly Fake Boobs

November 26, 2012 Mr. Pokies

So back in August, I promised I would do a little more research on Minka Kelly. She is insanely hot, and loves to bounce her big boobies around, so this is not exactly painful, egghead in the library type research.

Based on what I am hearing, Minka Kelly does not have fake boobs. This is not terribly important here at BralessBlog. We like boobies, so the way we see it, real means we can see ’em and touch ’em, fake means they don’t exist. But finding some gal like Minka, who has delicious looking D-cups, likes to flaunt them, and they turn out to be real – that’s rare and very titillating. The realness is like a fine china plate under a delicious hamburger. It’s totally not needed, it may or may not be appreciated, but hey nobody is going to complain at all, hear what I’m saying?

Now, I’m a little tiny tiny bit reluctant to point out some details in these photos. I have two minor points to make, and then I’ll leave you guys alone to enjoy the view.
1) She does happen to have kankles. This is all okay, I still love her. Ya’ll know the kankle thing doesn’t reduce my lusting after certain ladies, so no worries. Minka’s may be exacerbated by the fact that she’s wearing flat shoes. I would recommend she cut that shit out, and get on some respectable heels.
2) Her boobs, in this brown tanktop, are just droopy enough to advertise the fact that they aren’t fake. It’s fine and all, the cool thing about natural breasts is you can squeeze them up and move them around without like rupturing a bag of possibly harmful fluid. Anytime she wants, Minka and squash up some cleavage in a red carpet dress and knock our socks off.

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