Holy crikey, we ain’t got no Amanda Seyfried posts! Gotta rectify, not justify. Cain’t lie, them boobs is fly. If you had double-d-cup knockers, you would probably go to the gym in some kind of little workout tanktop, sweat your ass off, then stomp around town until you found your Mercedes Benz. I know I would. Amanda does it just right, with some serious, no fooling around pokies. Even sweaty and a little stank, with that braid making her look like some bleached out pocohontus, I would hit it. She has a great body and all, but seriously when you look close, does she look like she works out much? Maybe she just started. I’m not saying she’s fat or needs to quit eating pancakes every Wednesday morning, I’m just saying she doesn’t look particularly toned or athletic.

I saw Amanda Seyfried in a movie by the name of Chloe. I don’t remember much about it, but I do remember being impossibly horny during this crazy lesbian scene. Also, Julianna Moore rubbed one off in the shower. That probably got me going, then by the time the crack snackin got going, I was horny enough to hump the TV remote.

Seyfried gets nekkid in a lot of the movies she does. It’s kind of gratuitous, and this is coming from a pervert like me who won’t watch a movie unless it has some nudity in it. You gotta wonder if she has an exhibitionist side, and tells the director, hey I wanna show you allll my stuff k?

Although she looks quite grumpy in these pics, I can assure you I know exactly what it would take to cheer her up. One romp in the backseat of her Benz would be enough to cure her for several hours. Then she would turn into a crazed lunatic in search of another FIX from my Adonis-like body, but alas I must move on and service the other customers.

Ellen Pompeo really isn’t all that hot. If she wasn’t rich and famous and on TV all the time, you and I would pay no attention to her. Well, I’ll take that back. Very little attention. Because now that you mention it, she does indeed have a bit of a rack on her. That’s surprising. I’m used to seeing her on that nurse/Doctor show on TV where she wears formless scrubs that do nothing to highlight her boobies. But those aren’t B cups, they look to be c-cups, so give her a little cred yo. She’s carrying a bunch of groceries, and all that extra exertion have popped the old pokies out. I don’t mind. She can rock the pokies, and it will save her from being relegated to the bralessblog “do not feature” list. No starlet wants to be ignored by a media source as prolific as ours, lemme tell ya.

What is wrong with me? All these years and I can’t find a single Myleene Klaas photo in our archives? Unforgivable. I’ll have to follow that up with a couple of photos that are hot enough to scorch the earth. In this first one, she is running, and those big boobs are going boingboing. Everybody knows an loves the boingboing. In that bikini top, she might as well be running around the beach in lingerie. I like the pokies and the crazy hair. In the 2nd photo, those boobies are laying down a bit and looking quite natural. Fake boobs typically stand up, unless they are melted by fire. See how she’s licking her lips? She seems to be saying “come here big boy and get some of this.” And I would. Yesireee, bob I would. I would rock Myleene’s world so good, she would take that necklace off and hand it to me and tell me I am a star.

Some yummy pokies and bikini clips of Myleene…

It’s pretty much obscene that we haven’t posted about Brooke Burke since 2007. What kind of perverts are we? We’re letting the Queen of Cute Cleavage age right out of our grasp. Never fear, she’s not too old yet.

Wouldja look at that body? It’s silly that we are sitting here staring at a picture of Brooke eating a cookie. One look at those abs and those tiny little hips and those trim arms and we know this is not a regular occurrence. It even has icing in it! The only icing her dietician told her she could eat is special icing from Admin himself. You know, looks a lil like clam chowder, smells chlorinish?

See, it’s posts like this, packed with scrumptious babes with excessive boobies, and with incredible prose that make it known that we’re not some kind of autonomous posting robots here at BB. We’re real, we cup the balls, and we make each post juuuuust right before we hit that publish button. We don’t have editors, we just have stream of consciousness.

Is it coincidence that the last time we talked about Brooke she was in a wet, white, nearly see-through bikini? Maybe in the intervening 5 years she has changed a bit, but her attire, thankfully has remained the same.