Well, you are probably willing to share a cup with Annalynne Mccord. She has gone from television, to movies, and back to television. Who can keep up with it all, except to say wow she is hot enough to melt tritium. In these photos, she is stomping along some sidewalk in probably 8″ heels, and she is wearing a deep plunging neckline on her fancy little blouse t-shirt and whaddya know, she has forgotten her bra. I wouldn’t say this is unusual, after all I didn’t know who the heck Annalynne Mccord was until about 30 seconds ago. But I would say she has some deeeeeelish pokies and I would be happy to bury my face in them.

In the first pic, she seems to be waving hello to the camera, as if saying “Don’t mind me in my shabby-sheik, super-thin t-shirt, with my rowdy nipples poking through, and my skinny thighs going swish-swish in these skin-tight black leggings. If you prefer, you can just look over here to the right, that would be my left folks, and check out my non-Caucasian but english-speaking assistant who likes to wear olive green tanktops with bras so tight they threaten to squash her boobies up so tight they give her breast cancer. Also, standby until the wind ruffles the hem of my t-shirt up enough to uncover this ungodly camel-toe I’ve been working on for the last one hundred yards. Thanks now!”

Sometimes Annalynne wears her hear super curly, which reminds me of Keri Russell. We took a gigantic break between June and July last year because, well, life intervened. Not only did we not post about beautiful vamps like Annalynne, we didn’t post about anybody. But we did bracket the break with a post in May about oldie but goodie Sharon Stone, and then in August with LeeLee Sobieski. Anyway, count your lucky starts that we’re here, virile, and posting all summah!

Shania Twain’s boobs are like the unicorn. You’ve heard it exists, but nobody ever sees it, right? Same with Shania. She has some big knockers, and wow she’s a stunner. But she’s fairly demure, pretty protective of her body. She doesn’t go around slutting it up, which is too bad for us because it means we don’t get to see much of it. If I had to guess, I’d say those girls are all-natural, and at least D cups. Maybe DD. And believe me, we like us some DD’s.

It’s been almost six years since we talked about Shania here on BB. That’s entirely too long considering how stunning she is, and how much I would like to celebrate her body by rubbing coconut oil all over it and… well, never mind. She is starting to show a little age, but so does a 1978 Porsche 911, and you wouldn’t see me kicking that classic out of bed. I’ve heard that some older women have a problem with lubricity, which I’m sure is exacerbated if you’re in bed with a hirsute schlep like me. But we could easily cure that with a well-timed lugie, or barring that – a slightly classier approach – a little KY. At that point, Ms Shania and I would have quite a good time I’m sure.

At least for like 92 seconds.

Update:

I thought you guys would want to see a video showing Shania’s bouncing braless boobs. Can I hear a hell yeah?

You immediately called it for what it is. Because you are an expert. You have a skillset few possess, honed by hours upon hours of practice here on BralessBlog. You can spot fake boobies, and you’re are flagging Paula Garces as having them.

Hey, it’s no big deal. Fake boobies are better than no boobies, that’s what I always say. Look at Paula’s face. I know we rarely make it up that far, in this case almost 20 inches above the nipple line. But she is an astounding beauty. Even though she’s 38 years old, she has looks that could boil a turnip. She has been in a bunch of television stuff, and some movies, but alas she has never been in my bed. Although I would like to try and bounce a quarter off those tight boobs, I will likely never get a chance.

Just to give it a really thorough going-over, I see that despite her outrageously perfect posture, the nips are poking down just a bit. And she has enough roundness to keep some cleavage, just a bit of press-together even though her purple satin dress provides no support without a bra. So anyway, I’m just saying, not the worse ever, by any means.

Heidi Klum is one tall, skinny drink of water. I figure she must have some serious icepick nipples in order to make such fierce pokies in this blue dress. I mean, she’s skinny with maybe b-cups so you gotta try really hard to eek out some pokies under those conditions. Heidi is getting up there in age. She and her man Sealed popped out like 12 kids. There for awhile, every time I saw a picture of her she had a baby bump and big mommie hooters. Now I hear that she’s divorcing Seal. Hey, good riddance. Does he even sing any more? I haven’t seen him on Hee-Haw lately. Where does a guy go after getting dumped by Heidi Klum. Actually here’s what I would do. I’d find some young tramp and flash her all over the city. Heidi is pretty and everything, but older women always get all bitter and pissy when they think about the young foxes gobbling up all the guys.