Jordan Carver Haz Gotta Marry Me

Posted on September 29, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

I caint wait much longer. Jordan Carver gotsta marry me right away. With my incredibly virile body, I am afraid to have premarital sex with Jordan because she would likely become pregnant. Even if I were to wear a full body condom like Leslie and Priscilla in that one movie, a few million of my swimmies would get out and she would immediately start growing a beach ball in her tummy. Shoot, even cats walking along the fence outside aren’t truly safe when I get turned on and start launching. There is only one person in the world who can get ladies more pregnant through more barriers, and that’s Chuck Norris. And he only allows himself to BLAM! one time per year, so there’s much less risk.

Anywho, Jordan is lookin fine. A girl with her body type tends to be kinda endomorphic and prone to putting a little weight on. But as you can see, she is staying skinny and really looking forward to squeezing into that wedding dress and sashaying down the aisle with yours truly.

Speaking of Chuck, I need to give him a ring and ask him to teach me a few karate moves. You see, once Jordan and I are married, I will have to fend off all you other horny jackals to keep her allll mine.

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Jordan Carver underboob

Not a bad underboob shot huh?

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Braless Carla Gugino

Posted on September 28, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

Welp, you caught me. No, not dallying my dilly with a tub of vaseline at my feet and a noose around my neck like that one kung fu guy. I was googling. I didn’t know who Carla Gugino was, and I was eager to find out. Unfortunately, the couple of links I found did not tell me how big her boobs are (I’m guessing D-cups) or where exactly she got them at. Pretty much everything listed in her portfolio of movie and television shows was a mystery to me. So that explains why I don’t know anything about her or don’t remember seeing her before. Really she reminds me – to the extent she is a spitting image – of Rachel Weisz. Why I’ve never dedicated a post or a dilly dally to her either is beyond me. What a crappy webmaster I am.

Rachel has gotten nekkid in a few movies over the years. I found them, I watched them, it was good. If you want more details just contact me and I’ll point you in the right direction. Of course I won’t post anything here because we are dedicated to driving our fans and ourselves crazy with wanton lust by teasing us with non-nude material.

It’s amazing I can stick to that, isn’t it? What discipline it requires when you’re talking about a baby with Carla Gugino’s rack (and pokies)!

When you are ready for more of Carla’s big juggies, click -> HERE

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Wendy Fiore Braless

Posted on September 27, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

What is it the radio and television programs say? And now, a word from our sponsors? Well, the bad news is, I’m just throwing this out there so you will get hungry enough to take a bite of the forbidden Wendy Fiore apple. The good news is, hot damn is she rocking the braless tanktop or what?

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Wendy Fiore braless tanktop

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I cannot be sure, but I think those girls are real. I mean, for sho they are real gigantic. The way she squashes them around, they look mighty soft, so that lends support to my hypothesis. I’m not sure what Wendy’s ethnicity is. She looks kind of Brazilian. She has a bunch of videos on her website where she has a bit of a (sexy) accent. I must be getting old, you know? She shakes those braless ta-ta’s all over the place in all these HD movies that completely fill up my screen, and here I am telling you about her accent. Maybe my testosterone is declining and I will soon get the urge to be a hairdresser and drive a VW Bug. With a flower in the little vase thing. I’ll decide big boobs are kinda gross and become “friends” with busty ladies like Wendy while I cut their hair.

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Braless Women 31

Posted on September 23, 2012 by Mr. Pokies

A few more braless babes to start our day won’t hurt a thing. Might even get some blood flowing to the nether regions, which tends to reduce productivity, even if it tends to wake us right up.

Ignoring the hairy cave-man forearm of her boyfriend, I think you’ll find braless amateur #1 in acceptable condition. Apparently she likes to go shopping in tight pink v-neck sweaters that emphasize her cleavage. And, I suppose you noticed the pokies? Delicious! I like her little purse, and her skirt, and her hair. Ah, what the hell, I might as well ask her to marry me.
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And then there’s the tanktop. Always the tanktop. I don’t know who invented it, but it’s safe to assume it was some pervert like me who liked seeing lots of skin and ladies with their boobs swinging around. This gal isn’t going to do too much swinging since she appears to be an A-cup, but she clearly has at least two things to show off.
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These are some tantalizing, in-your-face boobies. Rucking the green t-shirt up until we see underboob is a very effective way of getting attention around here. Those appear to be good solid b- or c-cups. Natural breasts tend to lie down a bit when unsupported by a bra, so it’s tricky guessing cup size.
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This last lady really doesn’t qualify as an amateur, but she definitely earns her spot. Her name is Nayara Blue. She is 30 years old, 5’7″ tall, weighs 120 lbs, and measures 36D-26-34. You can call that curvy. And you can call those boobies.
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